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Can I refill your Eggnog? Card

Description: Can I refill your Eggnog? A fun Griswold Christmas quote shirt

Tags: clark rant, cousin eddie, griswold family christmas, griswold quote, jelly of the month club

Can I refill your Eggnog? Card

by Goodtogotees

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THE GOVERNMENT STEALS HALF MY HOT DOG MONEY THEN TAXES ME ON HOT DOGS LIFE IS A PRISON Card

Description: The government steals half my hot dog money then taxes me on hot dogs, life is a prison! A wildly dramatic and hilarious design for anyone feeling the squeeze of taxes and just trying to enjoy a simple hot dog.

Tags: absurd humor, anti tax, economy joke, food humor, funny taxes
Clark Griswold Rant Card

Description: Famous Clark Griswold rants and wisdom.

Tags: christmas gifts, christmas movies, christmas vacation, clark griswold quote, gift for dad

Clark Griswold Rant Card

by Poet and Chef

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Edward Elric Short Rant Card
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Description: Edward Elric Short Rant

Tags: alchemist, alchemy, alphonse, alphonse elric, anime

Edward Elric Short Rant Card

by anonopinion

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Lifeguard Griswold Family Pool Card

Description: Lifeguard Griswold Family Pool - I can't swim Clark. I know that Eddie.

Tags: christmas vacation for kids, christmas vacation movie, christmas vacation quote, christmas vacation quotes, christmas vacation rant

Lifeguard Griswold Family Pool Card

by Bigfinz

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You Know What Pisses Me Off Higher Standard Because Capable Workplace Humor Sarcastic Quote Apparel Gift Card
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Description: Long-form sarcastic workplace rant in gold lettering about being held to a higher standard while others get praise for basic tasks. Relatable office humor for the overachiever. Ideal for funny apparel, hoodies, stickers and coworker gifts.

Tags: apparel gift, capable employee, higher standard, magnet, office gift
Explained A Billion Times Yet Still Not Understood Card
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Description: Express your frustration with this fiery, explosive graphic. Perfect for anyone who feels like they have to repeat themselves constantly. A bold statement for the misunderstood who just want to be heard.

Tags: angry, bold text, communication, exasperated, explained

Explained A Billion Times Yet Still Not Understood Card

by Imam 7

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world famous julia sugarbaker rant Card
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Description: her she goes again on one of her world famous julia sugarbaker rants

Tags: anthony bouvier, charlene stillfield, delta burke, designing woman, dixie carter

world famous julia sugarbaker rant Card

by vcrland

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The Gift That Keeps On Giving Card

Description: I was inspired to create this graphic design from my favorite holiday movie National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

Tags: funny saying, christmas day, clark rant, funny quote, christmas vacation

The Gift That Keeps On Giving Card

by CreatingChaos

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Christmas Vacation Jelly Of The Month Club Card

Description: Christmas Vacation Jelly Of The Month Club

Tags: christmas vacation, christmas vacation movie, clark griswald, clark griswold, clark rant

Christmas Vacation Jelly Of The Month Club Card

by Bigfinz

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Clark Griswold Card
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Description: Clark Griswold is a major character in the a comedy film series.

Tags: action adventure, character, clark griswold rant, clark griswolds, comedy

Clark Griswold Card

by autumnnnnleaves

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Funny Christmas Vacation Eggnog It's Good Holiday Card

Description: Funny Christmas Vacation Eggnog It's Good Holiday

Tags: christmas, eggnog, family, gift, griswold

Funny Christmas Vacation Eggnog It's Good Holiday Card

by Menras

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Christmas Vacation Christmas Tree T-Shirt Card

Description: The Christmas Day collection is promoted for you. Get this Christmas Vacation Christmas Tree designed apparel. With this "Christmas Vacation Christmas Tree" designed print outfit is the best for you this Christmas season. We pride ourselves in offering a wide selection of fun to wear t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts and other apparel that are enjoy yet sophisticated, relates to people of all ages and would look great on any occasion.

Tags: griswold, christmas vacation movie, griswold quote, clark rant, clark griswald

Christmas Vacation Christmas Tree T-Shirt Card

by HJDesign

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Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Wheres the Tylenol? Clark Griswold - Christmas Vacation Card

Description: Clark Griswold ranting in the Christmas Vacation movie.

Tags: christmas vacation griswold, christmas vacation movie, christmas vacation quotes, clark griswald, clark griswold
Jelly of the Month Club - The gift that keeps on giving - Est. 1989 Card

Description: Official Member Christmas Vacation is a top 3 Christmas movie.

Tags: 80s movies, chevy chase, christmas, clark griswold, clark griswold rant
Looks great, Little Full, Lotta Sap Card

Description: It's not Christmas until Clark W. Griswold is on my TV saying this line.

Tags: christmas vacation rant, jelly of the month, xmas, christmas vacation, lotta sap

Looks great, Little Full, Lotta Sap Card

by BodinStreet

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Fixed The Newel Post Card

Description: Fixed the Newel Post, for funny christmas shirt

Tags: im freezing my baguettes off, national lampoons, jelly of the month, christmas vacation quotes, griswold

Fixed The Newel Post Card

by Maskumambang

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Holiday Road Love Me License Plate Card

Description: Make your way down the holiday road and the way to your favorite theme park.

Tags: vegas vacation, 80s movies, love message, clark griswald, marty moose

Holiday Road Love Me License Plate Card

by Deep Dive Threads

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Christmas Vacation Christmas Tree Card

Description: Christmas Vacation Christmas Tree

Tags: can i refill your eggnogg, christmas, christmas vacation movie, clark griswald, clark rant

Christmas Vacation Christmas Tree Card

by Bigfinz

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Jolliest Bunch Card
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Description: Chip and Dale

Tags: chip, christmas, christmas vacation movie, christmas vacation quote, clark griswold

Jolliest Bunch Card

by Make it Festive

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Christmas Vacation Card
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Description: Quite the rant!

Tags: audrey, chevy chase, christmas, christmas movies, christmas tree

Christmas Vacation Card

by Marisaj4488

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Jelly of the month club - Clark W. Griswold official member Card

Description: The gift that keeps on giving the whole year The best Christmas movie.

Tags: 80s movies, chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation quote, clark griswold

Jelly of the month club - Clark W. Griswold official member Card

by BodinStreet

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Griswold (Old Fashioned) Family Christmas Card

Description: It's a beaut, Clark.

Tags: clark griswold, shitter was full, christmas vacation movie, griswold, clarks rant

Griswold (Old Fashioned) Family Christmas Card

by PopCultureShirts

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Hallelujah Card

Description: Christmas Vacation is an unspoken treasure in my household and this rant gets quotes countless times throughout the year. I could actually hear it as I was drawing this.

Tags: vector, cool, griswold family christmas, christmas vacation movie, christmas vacation quote

Hallelujah Card

by Channel 35 Studio

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i can fix it but i'll cuss the whole time Card

Description: i can fix it but i'll cuss the whole time

Tags: broken item cussing, diy shop attitude, fix it cursing, fix it grumbling, frustrated technician saying

i can fix it but i'll cuss the whole time Card

by CosmicEquine Art

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Old Fashioned Family Christmas Card

Description: I was inspired to create this graphic design from my favorite Christmas movie National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

Tags: christmas vacation quote, humor, funny christmas, comedy, griswold family christmas

Old Fashioned Family Christmas Card

by CreatingChaos

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Have yourself a merry Griswold Family christmas Card

Description: The ultimate christmas experience is to have a Griswold Family christmas

Tags: griswold, christmas vacation movie, clark griswald, clark rant, griswold family

Have yourself a merry Griswold Family christmas Card

by kickpunch

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Sir, this is a Wendy's Card

Description: The perfect comeback to any idiot going on a rant.

Tags: fast food, drive thru, wendys, funny, trump

Sir, this is a Wendy's Card

by BodinStreet

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Jelly of the Month Club Card
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Description: If you are looking to cut out Christmas bonuses this year, may I suggest a subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club. Clark Griswold’s boss, Frank Shirley, learned that it isn’t the best idea, but that doesn’t mean this shirt isn’t a great one. Just like Clark got the last laugh with his supersized bonus, you can too with this Jelly of the Month Club t-shirt. It is the gift that keeps on giving.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas movie, christmas vacation, christmas vacation movie

Jelly of the Month Club Card

by klance

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Griswold Jelly of the Month Club Card
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Description: If you grew up Griswold, you knew the last thing you wanted instead of a Christmas bonus was a gift certificate to the Jelly of the Month Club!

Tags: clark griswold rant, griswold rant, christmas vacation rant, griswold quote, national lampoons christmas vacation

Griswold Jelly of the Month Club Card

by Pawsome Stuff

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Don't be like Mr. Shirley Card
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Description: .

Tags: funny, boss, rant, christmas lights, lights

Don't be like Mr. Shirley Card

by NinthStreetShirts

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You Serious Clark? Card
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Description: On Christmas Eve, Clark Griswold tries to excite the kids by telling them he heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sled. His cousin Eddie replies, "You serious Clark?" Perhaps you're never too old to believe in Santa Claus, or you're not very bright like Cousin Eddie. This funny Christmas Vacation shirt will surely get some laughs this holiday season.

Tags: can i refill your eggnogg, christmas vacation, christmas vacation movie, clark griswold, clark rant

You Serious Clark? Card

by klance

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Can I refill your eggnog? Card

Description: Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Tags: eggnog, margot, griswold quote, why is the carpet all wet todd, cousin eddie

Can I refill your eggnog? Card

by BodinStreet

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Christmas Vacation Rant Card

Description: Griswold Family Quote

Tags: christmas, christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater, clark griswald

Christmas Vacation Rant Card

by Eterna Visión

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Jelly of the month club Card

Description: Jelly of the month club - The gift that keeps giving the whole year Griswold's cousin Ediie quote shirt

Tags: christmas, christmas vacation, christmas vacation quote, clark griswald, clark rant

Jelly of the month club Card

by Goodtogotees

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Play Ball! Card
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Description: Is that the rockets' red glare? No, it's the Griswold's flaming lawn display that you see soaring across the night sky. Don't tell that to Aunt Bethany. She begins to sing the national anthem and the family joins in. At the end she proclaims, "Play ball!"

Tags: burn some dust eat my rubber, can i refill your eggnogg, christmas vacation, christmas vacation movie, clark griswold

Play Ball! Card

by klance

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