Rant Cards

Description: Griswold's Family Christmas

Description: RANT is the fussiest new musical in NYC. Tix for sale not rent.

Description: I was inspired to create this graphic design from my favorite holiday movie National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

Description: Holiday Spirit has reached Griswold level, funny Christmas saying.

Description: Check out the squirrel on the back of this t-shirt. Always remember that when you're cutting down your own Christmas tree to check for animals in the tree before you bring it in the house. You don't want to end up like Clark Griswold with a squirrel on your back. Celebrate the movie with this fun Squirrel! front and back design shirt.

Description: I am a little podling

Description: Let everyone know that like Clark Griswold, you're determined to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas! Put this Christmas Vacation shirt on after you're finished launching into your version of Clark Griswold's rant. After all, no one would want their bonus to be a subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club.

Description: cousin Eddie

Description: Now who wouldn't want a 1 year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club? "It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year, Clark..."

Description: You like to keep that nerd rage to a minimum. RANT OVER.

Description: Looking for a nice night out? Invite your lover over to listen to Rant With Ant. AKA well you know listen and chill. ;)

Description: Griswold christmas vacation

Description: You may think you are going to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas ever but you could be wrong. This Christmas Vacation movie shirt shows the speech Clark gives as he tries to rally the family together.

Description: Show your inner Griswold with this humorous design. For more unique designs, please check out my storefront here on Teepublic.

Description: This Is Some Bullshit Resident Swearing Alien Science

Description: Why is the Carpet Wet?

Description: For the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse.

Description: Nothing says holiday spirit like Christmas Vacation.

Description: That's all part of the experience honey.

Description: Griswold Family Christmas Retro Sunset

Description: RANT is the hot new Broadway Musical about being angry and throwing tantrums. You can buy tickets but you cannot rent them.

Description: Naw, I’m doing just fine, Clark.

Description: An iconic speech given by the Mom (voiced by Annie Potts) in the 1980s cartoon episode of Amazing Stories, The Family Dog. The episode was written and directed by Brad Bird (who went on to create The Incredibles for Pixar) and had visuals designed by Tim Burton. When I was a teenager in the 1980s, I thought this was the funniest speech of all time, and now that I am a mom in the 2020s, I still think it. This design was created because I want it on a mug, but you are welcome to have it, too!

Description: Get a good laugh this holiday season with this funny meme from the infamous Clark Griswald movie Christmas Family Vacation. Give as a gift or for a party to be the center of attention!

Description: A funny Christmas ugly-sweater graphic featuring stitched-style red and green text that reads: “Jolliest Bunch of AHoles This Side of the Nuthouse.”** Decorated with pixel-knit reindeer, Christmas trees, and snowflakes, this design captures the cozy look of a classic holiday sweater with a cheeky, sarcastic twist. Perfect for fans of funny Christmas humor, office party jokes, and festive chaos.

Description: Unpaid Movie Critic

Description: You f***ing idiot, Jeremy! You total f***ing idiot!

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Description: Christmas Vacation Merry Christmas Shitter's Full

Description: isn't Christmas fun?

Description: Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?