Rate Cards

Description: I Love Contributing To The Declining Birth Rate

Description: A bold text-based composition with "MILLWRIGHT" at the top in yellow with a blue outline. Below is "HOURLY RATE" in white. A list of escalating hourly rates with corresponding humorous statements follows, using various bright colors for each line of text.

Description: Going Up in Smoke: $37.5 Billion and the Iran War Burn Rate ((Dark Version) Iran War: $37,500,000,000 and counting. Puff Sumo's red-and-black screenprint lines up silhouetted soldiers to watch a blast-red smoke plume rise over a scorched ridge, helicopters circling above, with the Pentagon's own cost estimate in giant type on top. The budget is going up in smoke and the burn rate isn't slowing. Every day the total climbs. Made for news followers, political satire fans, budget critics and anyone tracking where war money goes. Loud two-color impact, oversized numbers, gritty retro texture and a look that works as a warning label for the protest, the pub or the group chat. Puff Sumo: the bill is the headline.

Description: I Love Contributing To The Declining Birth Rate

Description: I Love Contributing To The Declining Birth Rate

Description: I Love Contributing To The Declining Birth Rate

Description: i love contributing to the declining birth rate

Description: i love contributing to the declining birth rate

Description: Heartbeat art with a colorful ECG line and heart symbol on a black background, blending love, rhythm, and medical-inspired style.

Description: Plumber Hourly Rate Funny Plumbing Handyman Pipefitter

Description: A black background features yellow and black warning stripes at the top. The words "MILLWRIGHT" and "HOURLY RATE" are prominently displayed in large, distressed white lettering. Below this, several pricing tiers are listed with dollar amounts and corresponding text phrases.

Description: This distressed typography design features a red EKG heartbeat line paired with a humorous parody about getting lightheaded when standing up too fast. It captures the daily reality of low blood pressure, tall person struggles, and getting old. Suitable for anyone who appreciates medical jokes and song lyric parodies.

Description: Featuring an EKG pulse line with a red heart and distressed lettering about getting dizzy after standing up too quickly. A funny choice for anyone who relates to low blood pressure, iron deficiency, or the quirks of getting older. Reads with relatable sarcasm for healthcare workers, friends, or anyone who handles everyday health moments with humor.

Description: This funny mortgage broker quote design says Fueled By Coffee And Rate Locks with clean text and a simple coffee icon. A great mortgage industry shirt for busy brokers handling clients, interest rates, paperwork, and closing deadlines.

Description: Get a laugh out of fellow gearheads with this hilarious mechanic hourly labor rate chart design! Perfect for auto technicians, handymen, and garage owners who fix problems while customers create stories.

Description: - Farrier Hourly Rate T-Shirt is a perfect gift idea for every craftsman, horseshoer or farrier in traning. Its hard to be aspecialist in equine hoof care. Especially the balancing of horse hooves or placing horse shoes on their hooves. - Farrier Hourly Rate T-Shirt. Its hard to be aspecialist in equine hoof care. Being a farrier needs a blacksmith and veterinarian skills. Farrier horse or on training funny gifts.

Description: We Rate Dogs Adorable canines grace apparel. Simple, cheerful designs celebrate lovable pups. A paw-some pick for dog fans!

Description: We Rate Dogs Delightful dog images! A daily dose of canine charm. Simple joy, one adorable pup at a time.

Description: We Rate Dogs Cute canines get rated! A charming design celebrates furry friends. Paw-sitive vibes for dog lovers.

Description: Worst Aquarium Ever Whale Skeleton

Description: My heart rate has a full-time job, and apparently, it works in the office! From the morning coffee rush to stressful boss meetings, endless emails, customer calls, and counting down the minutes until quitting time, every workday has its ups and downs! This hilarious retro-inspired design features a glowing red heart-rate monitor tracking the emotional roller coaster of a typical office day. With the caption "MY OFFICE HEART RATES," this funny design captures the daily chaos of corporate life, workplace stress, caffeine dependency, and surviving another round of meetings. Perfect for office workers, IT professionals, sales teams, customer service representatives, managers, and anyone

Description: Candy Exchange Rate Halloween Trick Treat Humor with This Trick Treat Candy Exchange Rate Halloween shows a funny candy math exchange with 1 big bar equal to 4 mini bars, plus a ghost and pumpkin bucket. Fun for Halloween parties, candy lovers, math teachers, students, and ones who enjoy playful October humor with the Trick Treat Candy Exchange Rate Halloween

Description: Rep Pope Leo's Great Things Happen In Chicago phrase as his White Sox continue their remarkable 2026 postseason story.

Description: Detailer Hourly Rate Auto Detailer Car Detailing

Description: Excavating Hourly Rate Funny Construction Heavy Equipment

Description: Mushroom Hunter Heartbeat Heart Rate EEKG Mushroom

Description: Celebrate the Chicago White Sox 2026 roster with a South Side skyline design inspired by the team that returned to October and won its first postseason series since 2005.

Description: Funny HVAC technician design with a sarcastic hourly rate chart for heating and air conditioning professionals. Great for HVAC installers, repair technicians, and skilled trade workers.

Description: Crane Operator Hourly Rate Funny Job Pricing

Description: Humorous design for dental receptionists. Features an 'Hourly Rate' breakdown that's sure to get a smile. A great way to show pride in your profession.

Description: Pi Rate clever math and pirate pun. Ideal for mathematicians, math lovers, pirate enthusiasts, and Pi Day celebrations. Show your love for numbers and buccaneers.

Description: Ajoutez une touche d'humour geek à votre style avec ce design amusant "Pi-Rate" représentant le symbole mathématique du nombre Pi habillé en pirate avec un chapeau, un cache-œil, un crochet et un perroquet. Parfait pour les professeurs de mathématiques, les nerds, les geeks et tous ceux qui aiment les jeux de mots intelligents. Procurez-vous le vôtre dès aujourd'hui et affichez votre passion pour les maths avec le sourire !

Description: Computer repair artwork with a funny hourly rate chart and retro computer graphic, perfect for tech lovers, IT pros, and repair specialists.

Description: Great present for Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, and other events. Take this gift for your best friend, parents, siblings, boyfriends, girlfriends, mothers, and daughters.

Description: When you play to win, you never settle for less. This bold, authoritative text design is for the high-performers, the competitive dreamers, and the leaders who believe that the only acceptable outcome is absolute victory.

Description: Mechanic Hourly Rate car racing graphic with retro vintage styling.