Rate Hoodies
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Description: A humorous list detailing engineer hourly rates with corresponding conditions. The top reads "ENGINEER" in yellow with a blue outline, followed by "HOURLY RATE" in white with a blue outline and lightning bolts. Below are price points from $100/HR to $500/HR, each with a condition such as "MINIMUM" or "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB."
Description: A humorous list detailing pricing tiers for a MILLWRIGHT. The top reads "MILLWRIGHT HOURLY RATE" with a yellow and blue distressed texture. Below, dollar amounts ($100 to $500) are listed next to conditions, such as "MINIMUM", "IF YOU WATCH", and "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Socialism Has A 100% Failure Rate Anti Socialist Capitalist Political Hoodie
by Alois Merry Beats
$42
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Description: A bold, retro-style text-based composition. The word "ENGINEER" is at the top in yellow with blue outlines. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is in white with blue lightning bolt accents. A list of dollar amounts and corresponding actions is presented, concluding with "YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB" and a final rate.
Description: Show off your trade with this hilarious "Handyman Hourly Rate" design featuring crossed wrenches, gears, and a classic repair shop style. Perfect for handymen, mechanics, carpenters, contractors, maintenance technicians, DIY enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys workshop humor. A great gift for Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, or any skilled trades professional who knows their time is valuable.