Religious Humor Cards

Description: 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'

Description: F*ck it, let's go bowling.

Description: Spark convos, smiles and loads of laughs with this irreligiously Ordained Minister shirt. Just when you slip into this FSM t-shirt you'll be all set to assume the office of Ordained Minister Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster This funny tee makes a great gift for someone with a light-hearted view of religion. Whether you are an atheist or just like sarcastic humor, this t-shirt featuring the supernatural deity will surely make you say Can I get a Ramen’

Description: What do you get when a bad guy is not invited to the Bat Mitvah?

Description: When you "die" at the palace, you really DIE at the palace. I plan to have much more History of the World designs in my shop soon.

Description: This is a Jesus Built My Hotrod design.

Description: Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch

Description: What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Exactly what you'd imagine: a monster who flies and is made of spaghetti (with bonus meatballs & eyeballs). Spread the good word about your noodly Lord with this extremely descriptive design. The design also comes on phone & tablet cases, laptop skins, mugs, stickers, pillows and tote bags. Pasta everywhere!

Description: designed by MplusC

Description: He boiled for our sins! A design in the style of church windows. A tribute to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Description: A hilarious and creative design featuring Jesus swinging a baseball bat with the phrase "He Is Rizzin," blending faith, humor, and sports.

Description: The church of the latter day dude.

Description: Funny spiritual design, channel your inner witch and spread positive vibes with this Go Sage Yourself design

Description: Sweet Zombie Jesus, there's only one explanation

Description: I Once Was Lost But Now I Am Found Luke 15:10, Funny Christian Sheep Mugshot, Christian Faith, Bible Verse, Lost Sheep

Description: I have found the truth and it is made of pasta! A design in minimal style. A tribute to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Description: Jesus I saw that Funny Meme

Description: One of the many quotes from one of the most quoteable movies of all time: History of the World Part 1.

Description: Jesus Shaves

Description: The perfect gift for a Pastafarian Christmas. Design in the style of Christmas sweaters.

Description: He boiled for your sins.The flying spaghetti monster, a must have for any proud pastafarian. Also a great gift idea for an atheist friend. R amen.

Description: This funny t-shirt is the perfect gift to a goth friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend who loves dark art, horror and cuteness.

Description: When you’re dead inside but it’s Christmas, put on your Christmas hat and enjoy the festivities!

Description: Dudeism - Big Lebowski Philosophy Dictionary Definition

Description: Coffee Fun!

Description: In the beginning was the Word - Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Description: This funny Christian design says "Jesus the original radical left Democrat." Perfect for democrats who support medicare for all, tax reform, pro-choice, green energy, and progressive policies. Jesus was a socialist. Great for progressive Christians.

Description: Praise be to the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster! His noodly appendages guide us all. As a devout Pastafarian, I strive to live a life worthy of His divine grace. Join us in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and experience the true meaning of faith and noodle-based enlightenment.

Description: Add some fun and faith to your wardrobe or home decor with this Sweating Like A Sinner in Church design, or give it as the perfect gift to the loved ones in your life! Choose your size and style below then ADD TO CART to place your order.

Description: Dark Comedy Vintage

Description: All of my Hebrews and Hebros out there who love their beer as much as their manischewitz need this shirt in their lives. L'chaim to life and l'chaim to getting plastered on the Shabbas!

Description: This is a Jesus Took Naps design, makes a great funny christian gift.

Description: Raptor Jesus

Description: Quick, get in the bike, looser!

Description: Skipping leg day just got a biblical justification. This hilarious "I Wanted To Go Jogging But Proverbs 28:1 Says The Wicked Run When No One Is Chasing Them — So There's That..." design is perfect for every Christian who needs a little scripture-based excuse to stay on the couch. A must-have for faith-filled runners, church friends, Bible study groups, and anyone who loves a good laugh with their Jesus. The gorgeous chalkboard lettering style makes it as beautiful as it is funny. Great gift for Christians, runners who don't run, church friends, pastors, youth group members, or anyone with a sense of humor and a love for the Word.

Description: Perfect gift idea for atheist and occultist people who loves cats. Be a good lucifer follower and wear this awesome tshirt this sunday. Atheism is the faith. Not today jesus, satanic best gift idea for your funny friends, sarcastic gift idea for baphomet followers and metal lovers.