Retro Kids Cards
Description: Shipwreck has earned a reputation as being one of the more rambunctious members of the G.I. Joe Team. It's not that he is in any way disobedient or disrespectful of higher up officers. His arrogant, brash personality and stereotypical sailor attitude has gotten him in trouble so many times. He prefers to take up his own actions and fight the enemy in his own way. He also has a reputation for telling tall tales and for his poor culinary skills. It seems he is the only one who can stomach his own cooking. His superiors had enough and shipped him to Navy S.E.A.L. School in the hopes the training there would make him a better man. It made him better alright... a better fighter only.
Alice and the Smoking Caterpillar - Alice in Wonderland Card
by Gypsy Queen
$5.00 $6.00
Alice & The Hookah Smoking Caterpillar - Alice In Wonderland Card
by Gypsy Queen
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Poor T-Rex. So much joy, so little arm reach! This adorable dinosaur design features a classic twist on the beloved kids’ song: “If you’re happy and you know it, clap your... oh.” The defeated look of the T-Rex and its famously tiny arms make this the ultimate visual punchline. Perfect for paleontology lovers, dino fans, pun addicts, and anyone who knows the struggle of being short-armed (or just emotionally relatable). A fantastic gift for science nerds, teachers, kids, adults, and sarcastic souls alike! Makes a hilarious casual tee, hoodie, or mug for those who like their humor prehistoric and self-aware.
If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your… Oh – T-Rex Arms Funny Dinosaur Shirt Card
by E-dis
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Grim Reaper is a funny and dark humor art inspired by sarcastic quotes and spooky vibes. Skeleton and reaper lovers will enjoy this ironic design featuring the phrase But Did You Die? perfect for fans of gothic style, horror comedy, and Halloween. This bold and vintage inspired artwork makes a great gift for skull lovers, dark humor fans, and those who always survive the chaos with a shrug.
