Retro Novelty Saying Cards

Description: Vintage-inspired design. Statement: "Apparently I'm Still Not Old Enough To Know Better." A fun, rebellious vibe.

Description: Retro design: a playful take on aging. It hints at youthful rebellion & timeless mischief. Wearable statement!

Description: Retro design featuring a humorous phrase. Playful nod to past eras & relatable sentiment.

Description: Doggone It- Funny Saying Sarcastic Novelty Humor

Description: Vintage-inspired design featuring a playful "Apparently I Am Still Not Old Enough To Know Better" quote. Ideal for those who embrace a youthful spirit.

Description: Retro design. A humorous take on aging, featuring text "Apparently I Am Still Not Old Enough To Know Better."

Description: Probably Gonna Clog Your Toilet Later

Description: Funny Old Wait What Was I Saying Retro

Description: Retro vibe design. Humorous take on miscommunication. Simple graphic for laughs. Relatable and vintage-inspired.

Description: Retro heart graphic. Humorous slogan with "Pit Knees Say Balcony Men". A playful, vintage-inspired design.

Description: Playful retro hearts meet a quirky phrase. Nostalgic charm with a touch of whimsy, perfect for adding personality. Expressive graphic.

Description: (On Back) Retro Let Me Ask My Wife She Said No Funny Vintage Humorous design featuring a vintage aesthetic. Husband's predicament! Wife's final answer.

Description: Vintage-inspired graphic. Humorous phrase. Unique apparel for anyone. Show your personality! Express yourself. Cool, quirky style. Great conversation starter. Simple, bold, & fun! A new twist on humor. Subtle rebellious vibe. For those who get it.

Description: Funny retro design. A playful take on changing appearances. Great for casual wear.

Description: “You’re like a lava lamp — fun to watch, but not very bright.” A hand-drawn sarcastic design built around a retro lava lamp and a playful insult that lands somewhere between dry humor and total nonsense. Great for lovers of snarky quotes, weird vintage vibes, and gifts with just the right amount of attitude. Paw-drawn by Albino Racoon for myTRSHr.com

Description: Probably Gonna Clog Your Toilet Later

Description: Funny Retro Santa Says Six Seven Christmas Groovy Santa graphic with a playful phrase. Nostalgic holiday vibes. A fun design to spread cheer.

Description: Custom Name Vintage Text Tee

Description: A quirky retro design featuring the sarcastic quote “Your Energy Is Hot Dog Water Vibes” with a cartoon hot dog rising from a cooking pot. A funny pick for fans of weird food humor and playful sarcasm.

Description: Snail Racing World Champion 1996

Description: “You’re like a lava lamp — fun to watch, but not very bright.” A hand-drawn sarcastic design built around a retro lava lamp and a playful insult that lands somewhere between dry humor and total nonsense. Great for lovers of snarky quotes, weird vintage vibes, and gifts with just the right amount of attitude. Paw-drawn by Albino Racoon for myTRSHr.com

Description: Same old, same old. Fresh look, familiar feeling. A humorous design for those who appreciate a bit of irony. For everyone.

Description: Cheeky retro-style slogan about oversized hats and absurd humor. A playful nod to bringing giant headwear back into fashion.

Description: Show off your comedic side with this hilarious Captain Save A Ho superhero logo design. Perfect for fans of funny pop culture references and sarcastic humor.

Description: Show off your comedic side with this hilarious Captain Save A Ho superhero logo design. Perfect for fans of funny pop culture references and sarcastic humor.

Description: Snail Racing World Champion 1996

Description: Retro-inspired design. Text reads "Apparently I Am Still Not Old Enough To Know Better." Simple, statement piece.

Description: Be Careful I Am Not Sure Which Me I Am Today You Have Been Warned. Artwork featuring mood quote, funny warning, and sarcastic saying; a themed graphic for fans of mood humor.

Description: One of those classic dad jokes that somehow gets funnier every year. The sunglasses-wearing dog just adds the exact amount of confidence this punchline needed.

Description: Everyone Relax Im Here Vintage

Description: Everyone Relax Im Here Vintage

Description: Bring some sarcastic wit to your day with this funny "Uhh Everything's Under Control Situation Normal" design featuring bold retro cracked typography. Perfect for anyone with a dry sense of humor, office workers, and fans of ironic quotes. Grab yours today and let everyone know how things are really going!

Description: Playful old-west style saying that declares you're the right person for the job. A tongue-in-cheek line for confident humor.

Description: Classic sarcastic “I’m With Stupid” design with a bold retro arrow. A funny novelty shirt for best friends, couples, siblings, coworkers and anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor and ridiculous jokes.

Description: A retro-inspired design celebrating the "World's Best Toad Catcher." Great for toad lovers, wildlife enthusiasts, and anyone proud of their amphibian-finding skills.

Description: You Make My Tiddly Wink. A nostalgic graphic featuring tiddly wink, with recognizable artwork and typography for fans of the theme.