Rockabilly Humor Cards
Description: A rockabilly music parody, riffing off the "Not Very Punk" meme for bassists and vintage rock 'n' roll purists! Features the humorous quote "Electric Bass? That's not very rockabilly." — perfect for upright bass, double bass, slap bass, rockabilly purists, psychobilly fans... and even well, yes... even gothabilly fans.
Description: Turn up the retro farmyard attitude with this bold rockabilly chicken design featuring a cool trio of stylish chickens in sunglasses, bandanas, and vintage-inspired fashion. Perfect for chicken lovers, rockabilly fans, retro humor lovers, and anyone who enjoys edgy farm animal art with a rebellious twist.
Description: A brooding, attitude-filled chihuahua with a cigarette dangling from its lips, surrounded by retro stars in a gritty halftone engraving style. This edgy small dog illustration captures the rebellious, cool energy perfect for chihuahua lovers, punk dog fans, and anyone who appreciates darkly humorous canine art. Makes a bold gift for dog moms, dog dads, or anyone obsessed with tiny dogs with big personalities — ideal for birthdays or holidays.
Description: Funny Halloween "Boo Bees" pun with a classic traditional tattoo flash twist. Featuring vintage ghost bees with stipple shading. Perfect for spooky season lovers with an edgy sense of humor. Grab this old-school design today! 💀🌹
Boo Bees Traditional Tattoo - fun Halloween design Card
by Fictional Ink Society: Retro Old School & Geek Fan Art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Protect your peace with style. Featuring a bold, mid-century retro comic art design of a vintage woman with a lollipop, this sarcastic illustration reads "Practicing Empath, Narcissists Beware." Perfect graphic for psychology fans, empaths setting healthy boundaries, and anyone who loves dark humor mixed with an edgy, rockabilly aesthetic. Available as high-quality die-cut stickers, magnets, hoodies, and soft graphic t-shirts.
Practicing Empath Narcissists Beware Retro Pop Art Card
by Pulse Retail Art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Sassy 1950s retro-styled pinup illustration of a glamorous ring-tailed lemur in a red polka-dot skirted swimsuit and hibiscus flower posing with a classic beach ball. Captioned "It's Not A One Piece, It's A Floozy Coozy." A playful novelty design for rockabilly fans, beach lovers, vintage cartoon collectors, and lemur enthusiasts.
Floozy Coozy - Retro 1950s Pinup Lemur Swimsuit Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Protect your peace with style. Featuring a bold, mid-century retro comic art design of a vintage woman with a lollipop, this sarcastic illustration reads "Practicing Empath, Narcissists Beware." The perfect graphic for psychology fans, empaths setting healthy boundaries, and anyone who loves dark humor mixed with an edgy, rockabilly aesthetic. Available as high-quality die-cut stickers, magnets, hoodies, and soft graphic t-shirts.
Practicing Empath Narcissists Beware Retro Pop Art Card
by Pulse Retail Art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A fierce black and white design featuring a roaring tiger framed by roses, lightning bolts, stars, and distressed vintage lettering. The Rebel Mom Society message celebrates bold motherhood and raising future hell raisers with unapologetic attitude. Combining tattoo-inspired linework, rockabilly energy, rebellious parenting humor, and a powerful tiger motif, the artwork delivers a strong alternative mom aesthetic with wild confidence and protective spirit.
Description: Gatekeepers gonna gatekeep. For anyone tired of self-appointed scene hall monitors dictating who gets to be "punk." Riffing on the internet trolls constantly lecturing about what is and isn't allowed in the subculture, this design pairs classic horror-punk slap-bass attitude with the ultimate absurdity: fashion police etiquette. Features a wild-eyed, flat-topped bass slapper dropping the hammer on arbitrary scene rules. Because if there’s one thing a real rebel can't stand, it’s being told how to think, live, or dress!
Description: This rebel turkey makes a bold statement for your Thanksgiving dinner. Sporting a studded leather jacket and cool sunglasses, this rockabilly cartoon turkey confidently carries a ham, ready to spice up any feast. Perfect for rock music fans, foodies, and anyone with a rebellious sense of humor looking to add some energetic vibe to their seasonal celebrations. Celebrate the seasonal humor of a punk rock Thanksgiving with this unique and humorous dinner scene.
Rebel Turkey Carrying Ham Rockabilly Thanksgiving Dinner Card
by Anaksingkong
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This rockabilly-inspired design captures the rebellious spirit of 1950s rock and roll culture with a bold vintage mechanic illustration. Perfect for fans of classic Americana, old-school rebellion, and retro automotive vibes, this design blends nostalgia with attitude.
Old School Rockabilly Repair 1950s Rebel Rock And Roll Vintage Mechanic Art Card
by ValentinkapngTee
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Serve up a slice of attitude with this wonderfully sassy vintage design! Featuring a classic 1950s housewife proudly presenting a beautifully detailed cake, this retro woodcut-style graphic pairs a wholesome aesthetic with the blunt warning: "Fresh Sarcasm Served Daily." It is the ultimate edgy statement piece for bakers, moms, food service workers, and anyone who balances their sweet domestic skills with a brilliantly dry sense of humor.
Description: Serve up a slice of attitude with this wonderfully sassy vintage design! Featuring a classic 1950s housewife proudly presenting a beautifully detailed cake, this retro woodcut-style graphic pairs a wholesome aesthetic with the blunt warning: "Fresh Sarcasm Served Daily." It is the ultimate edgy statement piece for bakers, moms, food service workers, and anyone who balances their sweet domestic skills with a brilliantly dry sense of humor.
Description: Bring vintage holiday attitude to the season with a bold Santa Claus illustration featuring oversized sunglasses, a flowing white beard, a classic red Santa hat, and striking retro typography. This edgy Christmas design is perfect for ugly Christmas sweater parties, holiday gatherings, office celebrations, and festive events for anyone who likes a cool twist on traditional Santa artwork. A fun Christmas gift for Santa fans, vintage art lovers, coworkers, friends, family members, and anyone who enjoys bold retro holiday style.
Description: Bring vintage holiday attitude to the season with a bold Santa Claus illustration featuring oversized sunglasses, a flowing white beard, a classic red Santa hat, and striking retro typography. This edgy Christmas design is perfect for ugly Christmas sweater parties, holiday gatherings, office celebrations, and festive events for anyone who likes a cool twist on traditional Santa artwork. A fun Christmas gift for Santa fans, vintage art lovers, coworkers, friends, family members, and anyone who enjoys bold retro holiday style.
