Ruin Cards
Description: Man's Ruin Records was an independent record label owned and founded by San Francisco Bay Area artist Frank Kozik. In total, the record label released over 200 singles and albums, with most of the artwork designed by Kozik. After the 1995 release of Man's Ruin's first record, Experimental Audio Research, Kozik worked with artists whom he wanted to release. He also designed all of the sleeve-art for the releases. The catalog of Man's Ruin is vast, including relatively famous bands such as the Hellacopters, Nebula, Kyuss, High on Fire, Entombed, Turbonegro, 13eaver, Queens of the Stone Age, and the Sex Pistols; and also lesser known bands such as FuckEmos, Soulpreacher, Angel Rot, and the Cowslingers.
Description: A retro design inspired by the swamp-rock heroes of late-60s California, with "I fear rivers over flowing I hear the voice of rage and ruin" front and center. Playful retro type and a sunburst layout make it pop without trying too hard. Made for music lovers, vinyl collectors and anyone who knows every single word. An easy gift for birthdays, holidays or any fan who lives for live music.
I fear rivers over flowing I hear the voice of rage and ruin Swamp Rock Since 1969 Card
by braincell studio
$5.00 $6.00
My Actions Have Brought Me Ruin But I Remain As I Am Silly Japanese Frog Card
by Artelaria
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny i don't think before i speak that would ruin the surprise for both of us A completely plain white, minimalist design with no visible text or imagery, suited for shoppers seeking a clean, neutral look.
i don't think before i speak that would ruin the surprise for both of us Card
by Danini Anders
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A monochrome silhouette of a woman with an afro hairstyle kneels and holds a slice of cake on a plate in her left hand, and another slice on a plate with a spoon in her right. To her right is a two-tier cake with five lit candles. The text "DON'T RUIN MY CAKE!!" is displayed in bold white capital letters on the right side of the composition. The style is bold and minimalist.
Afro Woman Holding Cake Slice "Don't Ruin My Cake!!" Two Tier Cake with Candles Card
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Man's Ruin Records was an independent record label founded in 1994. The label's eclectic catalog is vast, ranging from the relatively famous, to the lesser known. Man's Ruin prided itself in being the opposite of everything that was wrong with the record industry, keeping their operation very straight forward. They did not make signed contracts with the artists that they released, and profits were split 50-50 between band and label. Recordings were licensed for 2–5 years, and all rights were retained by the bands. The label became began to falter after a combination of events, including having outgrown its original distributor, and losing its lease at the height of the Bay Area Dot-Com boom. This combination led to the label's untimely demi
Description: We Can’t Afford It — Statue of Liberty Corporate Ruin Editorial Design (Dark Version) The Statue of Liberty sinks into rubble while a corporate soda bottle stands tall against a burning red sky. Bold display type overhead: “WE CAN’T AFFORD IT.” This striking dystopian editorial illustration frames the central tension of the modern era — civic ideals buried under consumerism and corporate dominance, liberty drowning in debris while branded products survive unscathed. Gritty ink rendering, scarlet sky, crumbling cityscape. For anyone who’s noticed what gets rescued and what gets left behind. The bottle’s full. The promise is buried. The bill comes due regardless.
We Can’t Afford It — Statue of Liberty Corporate Ruin Editorial Design (Dark Version) Card
by Puff Sumo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I Can’t Afford It — Statue of Liberty Corporate Ruin Editorial Design (Dark Version) The Statue of Liberty sinks into rubble while an unlabeled soda bottle glows red against a stark white sky. Bold two-color display type overhead — black and red — declares “I CAN’T AFFORD IT.” This dystopian editorial illustration frames the core tension of modern life: civic ideals buried under consumerism, liberty drowning in debris while branded products survive unscathed. Gritty ink rendering, crumbling cityscape, and a bottle that outlasts everything. For anyone who’s noticed what gets rescued and what gets left behind. The bottle stands. The dream is buried in the rubble.
I Can’t Afford It — Statue of Liberty Corporate Ruin Editorial Design (Dark Version) Card
by Puff Sumo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black background with white text. At the top, 'AEROSPACE ENGINEER:' is displayed in large, bold capital letters. Below this, '(noun)' is in parentheses. The bottom features a definition: 'A person who mikes sure gravity thssen't ruin everyone's day.' The text is centered.
Aerospace Engineer: (noun) A person who mikes sure gravity thssen't ruin everyone's day. Card
by Chacha Story Planets
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Description: There is absolutely no denying this applies to any work, including English teachers and English students. It stands as a global truth for people of all ages who work or study anything. To separate the groups: workers at any job face it. Students of any subject face it. Teachers of any subject face it. English students recognize it. English teachers recognize it. The concept of a very brief inquiry is the greatest lie ever told in a professional setting. Someone approaches your desk, promising it will only take one second. However, their simple question immediately unravels into a massive issue that demands hours of heavy research and completely derails your original plans for the entire day. It ruins your daily schedule.
We all know your quick question is going to ruin my entire afternoon Card
by englishlearning
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Retro-inspired tee. Expressing a desire for a different teenage path. Features a playful sentiment.
I Want To Be 14 Again And Ruin My Life Differently I Have Card
by Javani Corner
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny sarcastic design for anyone who loves confidence, witty comebacks, and playful attitude. Great gift for friends, coworkers, gym lovers, social media enthusiasts, and anyone with a bold personality and a great sense of humor.
God Made You Different. Don't Ruin That Trying To Be Like Everybody Else Card
by play litton
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black background with white text. The design features the words "AEROSPACE ENGINEER:" in large capital letters, followed by "(noun)" in parentheses and smaller text. Below this, it states "A person who makes sure gravity doesn't ruin everyone's day." in several lines of text.
Aerospace Engineer: (noun) A person who makes sure gravity doesn't ruin everyone's day. Card
by serviannamerch
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Nostalgic vibes & playful text. A humorous expression of youthful regrets, imagined alternate paths.
I Want To Be 14 Again And Ruin My Life Differently I Have Card
by Javani Corner
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If I Wanted Someone to Ruin My Vibe I'd Talk to My Father Card
by CosmicStorme
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Hello! I'm The Gay, Trans Pagan Relative Here To Ruin Your Holidays Drag You To Hell With Me The ideal gift for any lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender person is this design. Ideal for wearing at gay pride marches, rallies, or elections for gay marriage. Be yourself, flaunt it, and wear the hues of the rainbow! Excellent LGBT design for bisexual, transgender, lesbian, and gay human rights activists. Ideal for LGBTQA events like pride parades, coming out days, gay-straight alliance meetings, and more.
Hello! I'm The Gay, Trans Pagan Relative Here To Ruin Your Holidays Card
by Charge the train pod
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny baby daddy humor shirt featuring a sarcastic parenting quote, retro vintage typography, and classic monochrome style. Perfect for dads, parents, new fathers, and anyone who loves funny family jokes, parenting sarcasm, and witty dad humor.
A Baby Doesn’t Ruin Your Life A Baby Daddy Does Funny Quote Card
by photographer1
$5.00 $6.00
Edward Abbey quote: Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul. Card
by artbleed2
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny baby daddy humor shirt featuring a sarcastic parenting quote, retro vintage typography, and classic monochrome style. Perfect for dads, parents, new fathers, and anyone who loves funny family jokes, parenting sarcasm, and witty dad humor.
A Baby Doesn’t Ruin Your Life A Baby Daddy Does Funny Quote Card
by photographer1
$5.00 $6.00