Sacrifice Humor Cards
Description: This is the perfect for anyone who is interested retro board game, vintage art, funny parody designs or anyone you know that has a unique sense of style, this design is for you! Featuring vintage style book art with contrasting slogan. A fun look that is perfect for wearing with your favourite outfit or while sacrificing Timmy, and anywhere you desire! Show your individuality, and unique nature by wearing this Lets sacrifice Timmy design.
Lets Sacrifice Timmy - Children's Book Parody Card
by uncommontee
$5.00 $6.00
Some Of You May Die But It's A Sacrifice I'm Willing To Make Card
by WHISPERY
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A gothic sourdough starter design with a moody jar, wheat, spoon, sunburst details, and dramatic curved lettering. A humorous gift for home bakers, bread makers, fermentation fans, and sourdough caretakers.
The Starter Demands Sacrifice Sourdough Baking Design Card
by Kawiee
$5.00 $6.00
Funny chess humor i sacrifice pawns not standards strategy games Card
by Quirky Line Art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The banana peel. The radish tops. The courgette that went soft before you got to it. These are not scraps — they are tribute. The compost does not ask for much, but it asks consistently, and it has standards. "The Compost Demands a Sacrifice" is the botanical illustration for every devoted composter who understands their bin is a living system with expectations and rewards its offerings accordingly.
The Compost Demands a Sacrifice – Funny Cottagecore Botanical Compost Humor Art Card
by Luminari Creations
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Rock your natty status loud and proud! This bold, black-ink version of our hardcore "The Only Gear I'm On Is Called Years Of Sacrifice (but I get why you're confused)" design pops perfectly on lighter colors. It's made for the true 100% natural lifters who put in the blood, sweat, and tears at the squat rack. Take those steroid accusations as a compliment and let your work ethic do the talking! An awesome gift for American powerlifters, natural bodybuilders, gym bros, and fitness addicts. Stay natty, lift heavy, and wear your sacrifice! 🦍💪
The Only Gear I'm On Is Years Of Sacrifice (Black Print) - Natty Gym Humor Card
by AniTeeTee
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The Trees Demand A Sacrifice. Perfect fishing humor for fly fishing enthusiasts, anglers, and fishermen.
The Trees Demand A Sacrifice Fly Fishing Angler Humor Card
by Fiesta of Pets
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Humorous fly fishing design for anglers and fishermen. This design features the text The Trees Demand A Sacrifice, perfect for anyone who enjoys fishing humor and the outdoors.
The Trees Demand A Sacrifice Fly Fishing Humor Fisherman Angler Card
by Fiesta of Pets
$5.00 $6.00
Description: It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom
It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom Card
by ilvms_print
$5.00 $6.00
Description: It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom
It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom Card
by ilvms_print
$5.00 $6.00
Description: It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom
It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom Card
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom
It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom Card
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Anime-style weary office worker beneath bold slogan about waking up while capitalism demands personal sacrifice daily.
Wake Up Superstar Capitalism Demands Your Sacrifice Card
by moramis
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The ultimate sacrifice for the ultimate snack! This hilarious and whimsical vintage-inspired illustration features a retro bunny warrior in ancient Aztec tribal headgear, dramatically raising a dagger over an altar to sacrifice a giant carrot, completed with bold typography reading "A WORTHY SACRIFICE". Masterfully crafted in the iconic 1930s rubber-hose cartoon aesthetic with classic halftone dot shading, this clever design is a must-have for rabbit lovers, bunny owners, vegetarian and vegan humor fans, ancient history enthusiasts, dark humor lovers, Halloween fans, and fans of witty retro art. A high-contrast, legendary gift for birthdays, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Christmas, or funny everyday streetwear!
A Worthy Sacrifice Aztec Bunny Carrot Ritual Retro 1930s Cartoon Card
by Yaymertch
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate the dad who treasures memories over money with this heartwarming design! "A Father Carries Pictures Where His Money Used To Be" features a vintage wallet filled with family photos instead of cash—perfectly capturing the beautiful sacrifice and priorities of fatherhood. Perfect Father's Day gift for dads who've spent everything on their kids and wouldn't have it any other way. The retro-style design with orange, cream, and navy typography plus adorable wallet illustration brings humor and sentiment together. Ideal for showing dad that his investment in family photos and memories is worth more than any amount of money.
A Father Carries Pictures Where His Money Used To Be - Funny Dad Gift Card
by Unique t-shirts design
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Circle Tuesday on the calendar—and choose your plus-one carefully. A crowned tentacle idol receives hooded followers beneath ransom-note lettering and a hot-pink “Bring a Friend to Sacrifice” reminder, perfect for dark-humor cultists.
Cult Meeting Tuesday: Bring a Friend to Sacrifice Card
by Fenay Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Welcome to Sweden! Take a lovely hike through the woods, maybe the bastard child of Loki will deem you fit for a sacrifice!
Welcome to Sweden Card
by Aethernally Oblivious // Spazzy Newton ART&DESIGN
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A dramatic depiction of Optimus Prime fallen in battle, symbolizing sacrifice, courage, leadership, loyalty, and resilience.
Peter Cullen RIP 1941-2026 G1 Deactivated Optimus Prime Memorial Card
by moramis
$5.00 $6.00
i've done horrible things for money like waking up early to go to work. Card
by CosmicEquine Art
$5.00 $6.00
i've done horrible things for money like waking up early to go to work. Card
by CosmicEquine Art
$5.00 $6.00
I Left My Dog To Be Here ... This Better Be Good Card
by CosmicEquine Art
$5.00 $6.00
I Left My Dog To Be Here ... This Better Be Good Card
by Impasto Ocean Gallery
$5.00 $6.00
I Left My Dog To Be Here ... This Better Be Good Card
by Impasto Ocean Gallery
$5.00 $6.00