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Lets Sacrifice Timmy - Children's Book Parody Card

Description: This is the perfect for anyone who is interested retro board game, vintage art, funny parody designs or anyone you know that has a unique sense of style, this design is for you! Featuring vintage style book art with contrasting slogan. A fun look that is perfect for wearing with your favourite outfit or while sacrificing Timmy, and anywhere you desire! Show your individuality, and unique nature by wearing this Lets sacrifice Timmy design.

Tags: humor, retro, horror, children, lets summon demons

Lets Sacrifice Timmy - Children's Book Parody Card

by uncommontee

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Some Of You May Die But It's A Sacrifice I'm Willing To Make Card

Description: Some Of You May Die But It's A Sacrifice I'm Willing To Make

Tags: cute, dark humor, funny, funny quotes, funny sayings

Some Of You May Die But It's A Sacrifice I'm Willing To Make Card

by WHISPERY

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The Starter Demands Sacrifice Sourdough Baking Design Card

Description: A gothic sourdough starter design with a moody jar, wheat, spoon, sunburst details, and dramatic curved lettering. A humorous gift for home bakers, bread makers, fermentation fans, and sourdough caretakers.

Tags: artisan bread, baker gift, baking humor, bread baker, bread lover

The Starter Demands Sacrifice Sourdough Baking Design Card

by Kawiee

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Funny chess humor i sacrifice pawns not standards strategy games Card
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Description: Funny chess humor perfect for chess player

Tags: checkmate, chess piece, chess player, king, strategy game

Funny chess humor i sacrifice pawns not standards strategy games Card

by Quirky Line Art

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The Compost Demands a Sacrifice – Funny Cottagecore Botanical Compost Humor Art Card

Description: The banana peel. The radish tops. The courgette that went soft before you got to it. These are not scraps — they are tribute. The compost does not ask for much, but it asks consistently, and it has standards. "The Compost Demands a Sacrifice" is the botanical illustration for every devoted composter who understands their bin is a living system with expectations and rewards its offerings accordingly.

Tags: botanical compost art, compost bin humor art, compost gift art, compost lover gift art, cottagecore botanical art

The Compost Demands a Sacrifice – Funny Cottagecore Botanical Compost Humor Art Card

by Luminari Creations

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The Only Gear I'm On Is Years Of Sacrifice (Black Print) - Natty Gym Humor Card

Description: Rock your natty status loud and proud! This bold, black-ink version of our hardcore "The Only Gear I'm On Is Called Years Of Sacrifice (but I get why you're confused)" design pops perfectly on lighter colors. It's made for the true 100% natural lifters who put in the blood, sweat, and tears at the squat rack. Take those steroid accusations as a compliment and let your work ethic do the talking! An awesome gift for American powerlifters, natural bodybuilders, gym bros, and fitness addicts. Stay natty, lift heavy, and wear your sacrifice! 🦍💪

Tags: 1000lb club, bodybuilder, funny fitness, girls who lift, gym bro
The Trees Demand A Sacrifice Fly Fishing Angler Humor Card
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Description: The Trees Demand A Sacrifice. Perfect fishing humor for fly fishing enthusiasts, anglers, and fishermen.

Tags: angler, casting, fisherman, fishing, fishing gift

The Trees Demand A Sacrifice Fly Fishing Angler Humor Card

by Fiesta of Pets

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The Trees Demand A Sacrifice Fly Fishing Humor Fisherman Angler Card
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Description: Humorous fly fishing design for anglers and fishermen. This design features the text The Trees Demand A Sacrifice, perfect for anyone who enjoys fishing humor and the outdoors.

Tags: angler, catch release, fisherman, fishing, fishing gift

The Trees Demand A Sacrifice Fly Fishing Humor Fisherman Angler Card

by Fiesta of Pets

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Mayan Sacrifice Heart Card
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Description: Mayan Sacrifice Heart by H, hh5art. Drawn and painted on found paper.

Tags: 2012, alien, aliens, ancient, extraterrestrial

Mayan Sacrifice Heart Card

by hh5art

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Scott Steiner "Steiner Math" Card

Description: The iconic promo leading up to TNA Sacrifice 2008 has been immortalized in videos, memes, and just about any other media format you can think of. Now, you can own a piece of this unforgettable wrestling moment with this Steiner Math design!

Tags: bron breakker, pro wrestlers, pro wrestling designs, pro wrestling humor, rick steiner

Scott Steiner "Steiner Math" Card

by Handful Of Tights

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Scott Steiner "Steiner Math" Card

Description: The iconic promo leading up to TNA Sacrifice 2008 has been immortalized in videos, memes, and just about any other media format you can think of. Now, you can own a piece of this unforgettable wrestling moment with this Steiner Math design!

Tags: funny, math, pro wrestling, pro wrestling designs, pro wrestling fans

Scott Steiner "Steiner Math" Card

by Handful Of Tights

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It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom Card

Description: It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom

Tags: anxious mom quote, funny mom anxiety quote, funny mom overthinking, funny mom statement, funny overthinking quote
It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom Card

Description: It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom

Tags: anxious mom quote, funny mom anxiety quote, funny mom overthinking, funny mom statement, funny overthinking quote
It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom Card

Description: It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom

Tags: anxious mom quote, funny mom anxiety quote, funny mom overthinking, funny mom statement, funny overthinking quote
It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom Card

Description: It's Like No One In My Family Appreciates That I Stayed Up All Night Overthinking For Them. Mom

Tags: anxious mom quote, funny mom anxiety quote, funny mom overthinking, funny mom statement, funny overthinking quote
Wake Up Superstar Capitalism Demands Your Sacrifice Card

Description: Anime-style weary office worker beneath bold slogan about waking up while capitalism demands personal sacrifice daily.

Tags: anime, capitalism, cigarette, cute, exhausted

Wake Up Superstar Capitalism Demands Your Sacrifice Card

by moramis

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i closed my book to be here. Card

Description: i closed my book to be here.

Tags: book, book closed, book person, bookish humor, bookworm

i closed my book to be here. Card

by PixelPunchart

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i closed my book to be here. Card

Description: i closed my book to be here.

Tags: book, book closed, book person, bookish humor, bookworm

i closed my book to be here. Card

by PixelPunchart

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i closed my book to be here. Card

Description: i closed my book to be here.

Tags: book, book closed, book person, bookish humor, bookworm

i closed my book to be here. Card

by PixelPunchart

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i closed my book to be here. Card

Description: i closed my book to be here.

Tags: book, book closed, book person, bookish humor, bookworm

i closed my book to be here. Card

by PixelPunchart

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A Worthy Sacrifice Aztec Bunny Carrot Ritual Retro 1930s Cartoon Card
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Description: The ultimate sacrifice for the ultimate snack! This hilarious and whimsical vintage-inspired illustration features a retro bunny warrior in ancient Aztec tribal headgear, dramatically raising a dagger over an altar to sacrifice a giant carrot, completed with bold typography reading "A WORTHY SACRIFICE". Masterfully crafted in the iconic 1930s rubber-hose cartoon aesthetic with classic halftone dot shading, this clever design is a must-have for rabbit lovers, bunny owners, vegetarian and vegan humor fans, ancient history enthusiasts, dark humor lovers, Halloween fans, and fans of witty retro art. A high-contrast, legendary gift for birthdays, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Christmas, or funny everyday streetwear!

Tags: 1930s cartoon, a worthy sacrifice, ancient ritual, aztec bunny, carrot sacrifice

A Worthy Sacrifice Aztec Bunny Carrot Ritual Retro 1930s Cartoon Card

by Yaymertch

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Pighati Card
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Description: Pighati

Tags: cute animal joke, cute pig meme, filipino wordplay, funny joke, humor

Pighati Card

by PrincessLavinia

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A Father Carries Pictures Where His Money Used To Be - Funny Dad Gift Card
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Description: Celebrate the dad who treasures memories over money with this heartwarming design! "A Father Carries Pictures Where His Money Used To Be" features a vintage wallet filled with family photos instead of cash—perfectly capturing the beautiful sacrifice and priorities of fatherhood. Perfect Father's Day gift for dads who've spent everything on their kids and wouldn't have it any other way. The retro-style design with orange, cream, and navy typography plus adorable wallet illustration brings humor and sentiment together. Ideal for showing dad that his investment in family photos and memories is worth more than any amount of money.

Tags: arent humor, best dad, broke dad, dad, dad gift

A Father Carries Pictures Where His Money Used To Be - Funny Dad Gift Card

by Unique t-shirts design

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I Volunteer As Tribute Card

Description: I Volunteer As Tribute

Tags: antisocial, dramatic, funny, funny quote, funny quotes

I Volunteer As Tribute Card

by alvarezty

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I Volunteer As Tribute Card

Description: I Volunteer As Tribute

Tags: antisocial, dramatic, funny, funny quote, funny quotes

I Volunteer As Tribute Card

by alvarezty

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Cult Meeting Tuesday: Bring a Friend to Sacrifice Card
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Description: Circle Tuesday on the calendar—and choose your plus-one carefully. A crowned tentacle idol receives hooded followers beneath ransom-note lettering and a hot-pink “Bring a Friend to Sacrifice” reminder, perfect for dark-humor cultists.

Tags: basement, black white, bring a friend to sacrifice, collage, cthulhu

Cult Meeting Tuesday: Bring a Friend to Sacrifice Card

by Fenay Designs

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Nerf Bullet Card
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Description: Get this new print for a limited time!

Tags: joke, humor, friendship, friend, quotes

Nerf Bullet Card

by ryanmcintire1232

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Welcome to Sweden Card
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Description: Welcome to Sweden! Take a lovely hike through the woods, maybe the bastard child of Loki will deem you fit for a sacrifice!

Tags: sacrifice, thor, moder, creature, ritual

Welcome to Sweden Card

by Aethernally Oblivious // Spazzy Newton ART&DESIGN

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Peter Cullen RIP 1941-2026 G1 Deactivated Optimus Prime Memorial Card

Description: A dramatic depiction of Optimus Prime fallen in battle, symbolizing sacrifice, courage, leadership, loyalty, and resilience.

Tags: autobot, battle, courage, cute, cybertron

Peter Cullen RIP 1941-2026 G1 Deactivated Optimus Prime Memorial Card

by moramis

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I Volunteer As Tribute Card

Description: Ready to take one for the team, whether it is stepping up for the next bad idea or volunteering for nap duty.

Tags: dramatic, funny quote, funny text, i volunteer, relatable humor

I Volunteer As Tribute Card

by Frank Ring

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i've done horrible things for money like waking up early to go to work. Card

Description: i've done horrible things for money like waking up early to go to work.

Tags: early riser design gift, early riser design humor gift, early riser design pride, funny job sacrifice design quote, funny paycheck joke design joke

i've done horrible things for money like waking up early to go to work. Card

by CosmicEquine Art

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I Volunteer As Tribute Card

Description: Ready to take one for the team, whether it is stepping up for the next bad idea or volunteering for nap duty.

Tags: dramatic, funny quote, funny text, i volunteer, relatable humor

I Volunteer As Tribute Card

by Frank Ring

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i've done horrible things for money like waking up early to go to work. Card

Description: i've done horrible things for money like waking up early to go to work.

Tags: early riser gift design, early riser humor gift, early riser pride, funny early riser quote gift, funny job sacrifice joke gift

i've done horrible things for money like waking up early to go to work. Card

by CosmicEquine Art

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I Left My Dog To Be Here ... This Better Be Good Card

Description: I Left My Dog To Be Here ... This Better Be Good

Tags: dog dad quote, dog guilt humor, dog left home humor, dog lover sacrifice, dog mom humor

I Left My Dog To Be Here ... This Better Be Good Card

by CosmicEquine Art

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I Left My Dog To Be Here ... This Better Be Good Card

Description: I Left My Dog To Be Here ... This Better Be Good

Tags: dog dad quote, dog guilt humor, dog left home humor, dog lover sacrifice, dog mom humor

I Left My Dog To Be Here ... This Better Be Good Card

by Impasto Ocean Gallery

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I Left My Dog To Be Here ... This Better Be Good Card

Description: I Left My Dog To Be Here ... This Better Be Good

Tags: dog dad quote, dog guilt humor, dog left home humor, dog lover sacrifice, dog mom humor

I Left My Dog To Be Here ... This Better Be Good Card

by Impasto Ocean Gallery

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