Safety Inspector Cards
Description: A funny dad humor design featuring a food safety inspector dad collecting the classic dad tax with pizza, fries, soda, and serious snack inspection energy. Perfect for dads who always take a bite to make sure it’s not poison, food lovers, pizza fans, fast food dads, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic parenting jokes. Great gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, BBQ parties, family dinners, or the king of snack quality control.
Description: Safety isn’t expensive it’s priceless - Construction Worker Skull With Quote Design
Safety isn’t expensive, it’s priceless // Safety Inspector Skull Card
by simmerika
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Skeleton dad is on candy duty for Halloween, making sure every trick or treat sweet is safe and not poisoned. This spooky parenting design combines skeleton humor, candy inspection, and the classic Halloween tradition of checking the haul before enjoying it. A fun choice for dads, parents, candy inspectors, and Halloween fans who appreciate playful family humor. The skeleton dad concept fits October parties, trick or treat nights, and seasonal celebrations.
Skeleton Dad Halloween Candy Safety Trick or Treat Card
by renklibircizer
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Vintage-distressed cartoon illustration of a dazed platypus in a hard hat and safety goggles with steam blowing out of its beak, clutching a tissue under the classic southern insult: "If Brains Were Dynamite, You Couldn't Blow Your Nose." A hilarious gift for coworkers, construction crews, and fans of sarcastic humor.
If Brains Were Dynamite - Funny Sarcastic Platypus Insult Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Remember the "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats? Well, now you can "Get Your Safety On" with this great new tee. Remind your employees (or your date) that safety is the first priority. The next time you say, "Hey, watch this!" check your shirt first. Be daring, be fearless, but don't be stupid...get your safety on.
Description: This vintage-inspired “Dungeon OSHA Compliance Division” design hilariously reimagines workplace safety regulations in a fantasy dungeon world, featuring a stern goblin inspector enforcing survival standards for reckless adventurers. With distressed typography, retro warning signs, and dark fantasy humor, the artwork blends RPG culture and parody corporate branding into a bold, collectible streetwear-style graphic.
Description: A nuclear tower with a fusion reactor usually has a safety inspector that checks for nuclear waste. Don't you think he or she would love to clean radiation with this awesome design?
Nuclear Power - Thermal Power Station - Nuclear Reaction Card
by DeWinnes
$5.00 $6.00