Scott Aukerman Cards
Description: He is a founding member of the iconic rap group The Sugarhill Gang, despite being uninvited, lacking tangible rapping skills, and getting fired before their first performance. Based in Englewood, New Jersey, he has practiced rapping for two hours every day since 1980, hoping to mask his shortcomings by assembling a massive 40-member rap group called The Sugar Mountain Ensemble. Prior to his musical endeavors, Solomon was a CIA agent whose botched Washington, D.C. assignment inadvertently allowed a family of Russian spies to escape—an embarrassing blunder that ultimately inspired the hit television drama The Americans.
Description: Those lovable lads from Liverpool! They make good rock and roll, uh, music. A lot of people want to know: who are the members of the band U2. Now at last, their names are finally revealed: Bonobos. Thedge. Adam Claytwothousandpounds. Larry Mullen Sr.’s Son. This t-shirt is the next best thing to some real fu@#in concert t-shirts, bro!
