Scotts Tots Cards

Description: “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was thirty, but I wasn’t even close. Then I thought maybe by forty, but by forty I had less money than I did when I was thirty.” –Michael Scott

Description: The shirts that the kids Michael Scott pledged college tuition wore in the cringiest episode of The Office

Description: Hey Mr Scott what cha gonna do, what cha gonna do make our dreams come true

Description: The Office Scott's Tots

Description: The greatest cringe-worthy episode of the entire series. Some people can't watch it, but I love it for some reason.

Description: The greatest cringe-worthy episode of the entire series. Some people can't watch it, but I love it for some reason.

Description: Scott's Tots

Description: A monochrome design with the words "SCOTT'S" prominently displayed above "TOTS". The text appears to be in a slightly distressed, bold font. There is a subtle smoky or cloudy effect surrounding the letters. No other visual elements are clearly discernible.

Description: The Office Scott's Tots

Description: A college student with the words Scott's Tots around it

Description: Relive the most beautifully cringe-worthy moment in TV history with this official-style Scott's Tots shirt! Perfect for hardcore fans of The Office who know that lithium batteries are always better than tuition.

Description: I can't offer you college tuition, but I can give you this awesome t-shirt.

Description: A promise to pay full college tuition.

Description: Estd. 1812 Scranton, PA

Description: I Feel God in this Chili's Tonight

Description: Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do, what you gonna do make our dreams come true.

Description: Dunder Mifflin The Office Christmas Tree

Description: The only gym you need to look like Val Kilmer.

Description: "It's probably the thing I do best". Possibly the greatest 1 minute opening scene in the show's history, maybe of any show. "people are going to get to know each other in the pot"

Description: Scott's Tots

Description: The original men of Dunder Mifflin

Description: Kevin's Chili. Possibly the greatest 1 minute opening scene in the show's history, maybe of any show. "people are going to get to know each other in the pot"

Description: The only gym you need to look like Val Kilmer.

Description: A quick design.

Description: Post Michael Scott Office episodes generally aren't as good, but the Will Ferrell as Deangelo Vickers episodes are pretty great. The invisible juggling scene is legendary.

Description: "It's probably the thing I do best". Possibly the greatest 1 minute opening scene in the show's history, maybe of any show. "people are going to get to know each other in the pot"

Description: Fool me twice, strike three. -Michael Scott

Description: For anyone who loves to reference The Office USA

Description: Big Tuna - The Office

Description: The company behind the infamous Sabre Pyramid.

Description: I'm sure you all know where this is from. Except with a funny twist!

Description: I really don't get sick of Office quotes, or watching The Office for that matter.

Description: That's what she said

Description: Pretzel Day