Severance Cards

Description: Lumon Industries (Severance) Variant

Description: We're here because we're not all there. For research only, not to scale.

Description: Our dear goat has just survived a trip to the break room support human (and goat) artists

Description: The Work is Mysterious and Important - Severance with cats

Description: Marshmallows are for team players.

Description: Severance TV Show Dieter Eagan: Explore the enigmatic world of Lumon Industries with this item. Show your appreciation for the innovative and mind-bending series.

Description: Get severed at Lumon!

Description: Mark Scott says hi. and welcome to LUMON. Just look for the scary numbers.

Description: Defiant Jazz.

Description: Dress her and tell her she'll see Mark again!

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Description: Featuring silhouettes of the dancing characters in the iconic scene against a glowing background, this design captures the eerie yet mesmerizing energy of Lumon Industries’ most iconic office ritual. Perfect for fans of Apple TV+’s psychological thriller, this tee is a tribute to the show’s unique blend of dystopian mystery and dark humor.

Description: The Unsung Heroes of Lumon

Description: I will not apologize for the word

Description: I choose...defiant jazz!

Description: A logo design for the fictional company Lumon Industries.

Description: Soon to be world famous for outies.

Description: It was a cheaper procedure, sure it’ll be fine!

Description: You have hit you quarterly quota and it is time for a waffle party!

Description: A t-shirt featuring the iconic Lumon Industries logo from Severance, complete with its minimalist corporate globe and the drop inside the “O”. The design channels a retro-futuristic '70s aesthetic—cold, impersonal, and subtly sinister—perfectly echoing the show’s commentary on workplace culture. Ideal for fans who appreciate dystopian satire wrapped in sleek, corporate branding. Printed in clean serif typography and available in monochrome or navy blue for a minimalist, authentic look. Wear it to work... or to your severed office.

Description: The best cup of coffee outside of Kier!

Description: Praise Kier!

Description: For fans of Severance who appreciate dark workplace humor and the absurdity of corporate incentives. Celebrate your team spirit the Lumon way with this ORTBO '25 tribute.

Description: Get severed at Lumon!

Description: The egg bar is coveted af t-shirts and more: It’s not a waffle party but it’s close.

Description: Defiant Jazz.

Description: Defiant Jazz.

Description: Marshmallows are for team players.

Description: coveted as fck. praise kier

Description: Severance retro design featuring Adam Scott in a minimalist style.

Description: My Outie Celebrates Women’s Day, My Innie Just Survives Lumon.

Description: Outie.

Description: Lumon Perks T-shirts and more: Taken straight from Dylan’s notes.

Description: Macrodata Refinement personnel roster!

Description: Choreography and Mr Milchick retro jazz design with a vibrant aesthetic.

Description: The Work is Mysterious and Important.