Severance Long Sleeve T-Shirts
Description: Welcome severed employees and valued macro data refinement team, to Lumon industries first annual Outdoor Retreat and Team Building Occurrence (ORTBO). Here you will walk in the footsteps of our beloved founder, Kier Eagan, and explore the wilderness of Dieter Eagan National Forest. Complimentary marshmallows provided by Lumon industries and a handshake is available upon request.
Description: These innies are surely enjoying their work time at this waffle and fruit party at the Severance floor. They might even had some defiant jazz, if Milchick allows it. Praise Kier for this amazing moments! As Irving, Dylan, Helly and Mark know the work is mysterious and important.
Scary Numbers | Macrodata Refinement Department | Lumon Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Gamma Ray Designs
$24
Description: Founded by Kier Eagan in 1865, Lumon Industries is the world’s leading biotechnology company. Lumon’s first product, a topical salve, was developed in 1866. Every leader of the company since its founding has been a member of the Eagan family. It is hinted that Lumon is a very large and powerful company, having over a hundred thousand employees and numerous offices all over the world. From their humble beginnings as a salve company, Lumon grew into medical technoloy and other spheres of the tech space. While it is influential across its corporate reach, its headquarters in Kier, PE do the most cutting edge work.
Description: Embrace the eerie world of Severance with this minimalist tee. Featuring a design that mirrors the show's haunting theme of division between personal and professional lives, this shirt is a nod to the stark contrast of being 'severed'—where your work self and personal self exist in two entirely separate worlds. Bold, simple, and unsettling, just like the show. Wear it if you're a fan of the unsettling balance between control, memory, and identity.
