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60 Percent of The Time, It Works Every time - Anchorman Quote Card

Description: I don't think that adds up, but how can you question Brian Fantana? The perfect shirt for Paul Rudd, Anchorman, or random movie quote fans everywhere!

Tags: 60 percent of the time, anchorman, brian fantana, everytime, funny

60 Percent of The Time, It Works Every time - Anchorman Quote Card

by Sombrero Craft

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Sex-Pistols Bold Text Punk Rock Quote Card
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Description: Sex-Pistols Bold Text Punk Rock Quote

Tags: band, punk rock, rock

Sex-Pistols Bold Text Punk Rock Quote Card

by KrisjonDraw

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Margaret Mead quote: Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful. Card

Description: Margaret Mead quote: Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.

Tags: adult, anthropologist, children, coming of age, education
The Clash At Demonhead - Scott Pilgrim Band Card

Description: Oh, The Clash At Demonhead, yeah they were pretty good, until they sold out. Maybe they're pretty good they are Knives' favorite band, after Sex Bob-omb that is. The perfect shirt to show you deep-cut knowledge of non-existent indie bands or just the great movie that is Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.

Tags: battle of the bands, envy adams, graphic novel, knives chau, movie

The Clash At Demonhead - Scott Pilgrim Band Card

by Sombrero Craft

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Sex-Pistols Funny Retro Rock Music Quote Text Card
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Description: Sex Pistols Funny Retro Rock Music Quote Text

Tags: funny, mind, music, quote, retro

Sex-Pistols Funny Retro Rock Music Quote Text Card

by KrisjonDraw

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Hello, I'm a good boy :) Card
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Description: This is all the information you need.

Tags: dog, dog lover, funny, funny saying, funny saying for men

Hello, I'm a good boy :) Card

by BAMM Hub

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Those who can make you believe absurdities - Voltaire (pink yellow) Card
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Description: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire Updated with a wink to the Sex Pistols as there is nothing more punk rock as PROTEST!

Tags: absurdities, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, atrocities
Night Shift Worker Vampire Lover Card
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Description: Night Shift workers can sleep all day and never see the daylight.

Tags: funny slogan, funnytee, insomnia, night owl, night shift

Night Shift Worker Vampire Lover Card

by Planet Monkey

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Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Card
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Description: Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team. With Brick, Champ, Brian, Paul Rudd, Will Ferrell, Veronica Corningstone, Quotes from the movie "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy".

Tags: anchor man, brian fantana, brick tamland, champ kind, funny quote

Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Card

by Cool Dojo

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Big Jim Slade... Lincoln, Nebraska Card

Description: Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is...

Tags: zucker abrahams zucker, kentucky, comedy movies, fried, movie

Big Jim Slade... Lincoln, Nebraska Card

by Old Handsaw

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Hike the Treasure Trail Card
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Description: Let's find out what's at the end of the treasure trail! You'll find a happy ending at the fuzzy promised land. Be sure to click on Daddy's big D above for more fun stuff! You will always find a fun shirt here! For you, for a gift, t-shirts, and more with a gay sensibility for the LGBTQ+ community and beyond. Quirky, naughty, minimalist, maximalist, retro, and modern--a little bit of everything. Loud and Proud? Proud and Understated? Yes! Click through and you’ll realize there is really something here for everyone. Daddy DD thanks you for all your support when buying these best-selling designs. Please come back regularly because there will be something new and different here.

Tags: campy, funny, funny gay, funny quote, gay funny

Hike the Treasure Trail Card

by Daddy DD

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Good In Bed Card
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Description: Good In Bed

Tags: cute, dad joke, humor, joke, quote

Good In Bed Card

by Bigfinz

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Seinfeld: Well that wouldn't be very GOOD Card
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Description: Jerry and Elaine listen to Kramer on a phone sex line in the 90's sitcom, "Seinfeld" with Julia-Louis-Dreyfus and Jerry Seinfeld

Tags: 90s, comedy, elaine benes, funny, jerry seinfeld

Seinfeld: Well that wouldn't be very GOOD Card

by 51Deesigns

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My apartment smells of rich mahogany Card

Description: Don't forget the many leather bound books as well

Tags: anchorman, anchorman quote, apartment, boats and hoes, boats n hoes

My apartment smells of rich mahogany Card

by BodinStreet

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Sex? No Thanks. Life Fucks Me Every Day Card

Description: Sex? No Thanks. Life Fucks Me Every Day

Tags: funny quote, funny quote text, humor, life fucks me every day, sarcastic quote

Sex? No Thanks. Life Fucks Me Every Day Card

by Nymbraze

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Milk Was a Bad Choice Card

Description: It's so hot, Milk was a Bad choice!

Tags: comedy, funny, its so hot, legend of ron, milk

Milk Was a Bad Choice Card

by stayfrostybro

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Anchorman Quote Card
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Description: Anchorman Quote

Tags: ron burgundy, anchor man, anchorman 2, quote, will ferrell

Anchorman Quote Card

by WeirdStuff

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I Practice Safe Deckss Saying Quote Card

Description: I Practice Safe Deckss. Humorous quote design suitable for adults. Amusing message for both men and women.

Tags: ad, adult humor quote, funny quote adult, humorous adult saying, joke statement adult

I Practice Safe Deckss Saying Quote Card

by Kleinerteddy Photography

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"I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era." Card
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Description: A classic quote from the legendary Ron Burgundy

Tags: boats and hoes, brick tamland, champ kind, diversity, equality
Anchorman Quote Card
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Description: Anchorman Quote

Tags: humor, film, movie, quotes, quote

Anchorman Quote Card

by WeirdStuff

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The Only Ice I Like Is The Ice My Two Gay Hockey friends Card

Description: The Only Ice I Like Is The Ice My Two Gay Hockey Boyfriends A humorous design featuring hockey sticks & hearts. Express your unique love & fandom with this fun graphic.

Tags: funny relationship quote, ice hockey love, lgbtq sports humor, queer sports fans, same sex romance

The Only Ice I Like Is The Ice My Two Gay Hockey friends Card

by TreeSmallTree

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The human torch was denied a bank loan Card
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Description: Ron has been busy sculpting his guns

Tags: sex panther, ron burgundy, boats n hoes, wes mantooth, brick tamland

The human torch was denied a bank loan Card

by BodinStreet

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Anchorman Quote Card
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Description: Anchorman Quote

Tags: brick tamland, champ kind, film, movie, ron burgundy

Anchorman Quote Card

by WeirdStuff

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Stop Looking At My Tits Funny Saying Gift Ideas Card

Description: Stop Looking At My Tits Funny Saying Gift Ideas

Tags: adult humour, adult joke apparel, adult jokes, adult quote, feminism

Stop Looking At My Tits Funny Saying Gift Ideas Card

by kimmerch

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Don't act like you're not impressed Card

Description: I still think Ron Burgundy is the greatest character Will Ferrell has ever inhabited

Tags: news team, san diego, stay classy, brick tamland, loud noises

Don't act like you're not impressed Card

by BodinStreet

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no love Card
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Description: no love

Tags: cigarette, cigarette smoking man, heart, love, motivational quote

no love Card

by Fukuro1703

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Anchorman Quote Card
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Description: Anchorman Quote

Tags: movie, humor, ron burgundy, ronburgundy, quote

Anchorman Quote Card

by WeirdStuff

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Stink. Stank. Stunk. Card

Description: A punk rock inspired Christmas grinch design!

Tags: christmas, distressed, funny christmas, grinch, grinchmas

Stink. Stank. Stunk. Card

by Awake Productions

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I have many leather bound books Card
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Description: And my apartment smells of rich mahogany

Tags: ron burgundy, books, sex panther, leather bound books, glass case of emotion

I have many leather bound books Card

by BodinStreet

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Joan Crawford in Rain (1932) Card

Description: In one of Joan's early pre-code classics, she plays a sex worker, on the lam, and hiding out in the south seas. When a missionary makes it his mission to ruin this "evil" woman's life, she must survive his onslaught of hypocritical morality to find her way in life. This quote was my favorite from the film.

Tags: cult classic, cult movies, evil, hayes code, mommie dearest

Joan Crawford in Rain (1932) Card

by TL Bugg

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You Only Live Once Card

Description: A quote by Mae West.

Tags: actress, celebrity, funny, gift idea, hollywood

You Only Live Once Card

by Marengo

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No Means No ! Retro Faded Style Design Card
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Description: No Means No ! Retro Faded Style Design

Tags: antifa, activism, gay activist, black lives matter, women rights

No Means No ! Retro Faded Style Design Card

by DankFutura

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