Skate Humor Cards
Description: The Only Ice I Like Is The Ice My Two Gay Boyfriends Skate Around On Heated Rivalry
The Only Ice I Like Is The Ice My Two Gay Boyfriends Skate Around On Heated Rivalry Card
by Zakxsarpi
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Roll straight into summer vacation with this cool Later School's Out For Summer Shirt featuring a smiling green alligator wearing shades and cruising on a hot-pink skateboard. An awesome last-day-of-school outfit for teachers, skaters, and summer-loving crews on sport grey fabric.
Later School's Out For Summer Skateboarding Alligator Card
by AGet Dirty Designs shop
$5.00 $6.00
The Only ICE I Like Is The Ice My Two Gay Boyfriends Skate Around On Card
by Sgut insecte
$5.00 $6.00
The Only ICE I Like Is The Ice My Two Gay Boyfriends Skate Around On Card
by Sgut insecte
$5.00 $6.00
Hanson Brothers National Anthem I'm Listening To F*cking Song Meme Card
by Zikaisheep
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate mom with humor & skate style. Perfect for birthdays & holidays!
Skateboarding Mom Funny Birthday Christmas Mothers Day Card
by lucky double 6
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A wide-eyed penguin stands proudly beneath the absurd phrase “Formal Chicken,” turning its black-and-white plumage into a perfectly dressed-up bird joke. Bold yellow and hot pink lettering, turquoise retro stripes, distressed texture, and halftone shading create a loud 90s lowbrow aesthetic. The design blends penguin humor, strange animal wordplay, skate-sticker energy, vintage comic styling, and deadpan visual comedy into a bright, ridiculous conversation piece.
Description: A deranged spotted hyena twists into a wild laughing pose beneath the bold phrase “ROFL Dog.” Bloodshot eyes, oversized claws, sharp teeth, flying drool, and a huge pink tongue create an aggressively ridiculous animal caricature. Acid yellow, hot pink, orange, and black combine with distressed halftones and swirling comic energy for a loud 90s lowbrow aesthetic packed with feral humor, skate-sticker attitude, gross-out comedy, and chaotic cartoon mayhem.
Description: Explode with positive vibes with this unique, retro-inspired underground cartoon illustration. Featuring a massive nuclear mushroom cloud cleverly shaped into a heart, complete with an iconic retro smiley face at its center. Crafted in a raw pop art style with bold thick line art and a vibrant fiery color palette of neon yellow, orange, and deep purple highlights. Specially optimized for maximum high contrast on black t-shirts, skate hoodies, laptop stickers, and indie streetwear. The ultimate graphic for pop art lovers, vintage cartoon fans, and anyone who loves dark humor mixed with happy aesthetic graphics!
Love Bomb Smiley - Heart Mushroom Cloud Vintage Nuclear Explosion Graphic Card
by Daniar
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A wildly exaggerated armadillo flexes beneath the phrase “Tank Possum,” combining plated purple armor, muscular limbs, oversized claws, bloodshot eyes, and a manic drooling grin. Acid yellow, hot pink, turquoise, and black create a loud 90s lowbrow palette, while checkered accents and distressed halftones add skate-sticker energy. The artwork blends armadillo humor, absurd wildlife parody, retro comic chaos, neon grunge, and outrageous cartoon attitude.
Description: A bug-eyed zebra rears up beneath the absurd phrase “Tiger Horse,” flashing oversized yellow teeth and a frantic drooling grin. Electric yellow lettering, cyan outlines, hot pink splatter, and jagged lightning bolts create a loud 90s lowbrow aesthetic. Distressed halftones and exaggerated cartoon anatomy amplify the chaotic energy, blending zebra humor, animal wordplay, skate-sticker attitude, neon grunge, and ridiculous wildlife parody.
Description: A bloodshot camel charges forward beneath the absurd phrase “Spit Horse,” blasting a stream of bright green saliva with its mouth wide open. Oversized teeth, bulging eyes, stretched limbs, and exaggerated hooves create a frantic gross-out caricature. Acid green, hot pink, orange, and black combine with distressed halftones and explosive comic shapes for a loud 90s lowbrow aesthetic packed with desert animal humor, skate-sticker attitude, and chaotic cartoon energy.
Description: Cold rinks, smooth glides and a very small friend group. A funny tee for ice skaters of every level.
I Like Ice Skating And Maybe 3 People Funny Ice Skater Gift Card
by Teak and Tangerine
$5.00 $6.00