Skyrim Meme Cards
I WORK FOR BELETHOR THE GENERAL GOOD STORE Card
by theanomalius_merch
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Description: With This Character's Death is a copypasta taken from Elder Scroll III: Morrowind. The copypasta reads, "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created," and appears when a player kills an "Essential NPC" in the game. The on-screen card with the message has been used in parodies online when people die in real life.
I WORK FOR BELETHOR AT GENERAL GOOD STORE Card
by theanomalius_merch
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Description: Did you used to be an adventurer? And then a certain flying projectile slammed into your knee? Yikes. Well, better tell everyone who walks by. Yep, just keep talking as people walk by. Never give up, even if they don’t seem interested. Always share your story. And, take your OTC pain meds as needed. <3
I used to be an adventurer, now I'm in ago-knee. (my knees hurt) (Skryim) Card
by Koala and the Bird
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Description: Epic quests, legendary battles, ancient dragons... and then casually stealing vegetables from somebody's house. A funny fantasy RPG design for gamers who know no heroic adventure is complete without unnecessary looting.
First I Save the World, Then I Steal a Cabbage Card
by Pandaburba Illustrations
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Description: The classic RPG status effect! "YOU ARE OVER ENCUMBERED!" This hilarious design perfectly illustrates the problem of carrying too much loot, showing a bulging backpack overflowing with random items, from pans to rocks. This meme instantly connects with fans of open-world RPGs, dungeon crawlers, and survival games where you constantly struggle with your carry weight. An excellent gift for hoarders, Skyrim and Fallout players, and every adventurer who refuses to leave that one extra piece of trash loot behind.
YOU ARE OVER ENCUMBERED! – Funny RPG Backpack Gaming Meme Card
by Neonoc Designs and Digital Art
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Description: A proud brown horse standing on the roof of a small medieval house beneath the words Best Horse Questionable Parking. A funny fantasy gaming design inspired by the absurd places horses end up in open-world RPG adventures.
Best Horse Questionable Parking Card
by Pandaburba Illustrations
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Description: This design references one of the most famous recurring lines in fantasy gaming culture: “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.” The phrase became a widely recognized internet meme after being repeatedly spoken by city guards in the game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Over time, gamers adopted the quote as a humorous way of saying they retired from an exciting lifestyle, gave up a hobby, or settled into a quieter life after a particular event. The expression has since become a symbol of gaming nostalgia and is instantly recognizable among RPG fans, making it a popular choice for humorous apparel and gifts aimed at fantasy adventurers, role-playing enthusiasts, and long-time gamers.
I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE- Skyrim Funny Quote Card
by Movielovermax
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