Sleeper Cards

Description: Professional sleeper Funnytee

Description: Watch the Great Sleeper rise in The Call of Cthulhu. A towering black sea entity surges through blue woodblock waves beneath a weathered red sun and vertical Japanese lettering—a vivid fusion for cosmic-horror collectors.

Description: Perfect for professional nappers who insist they're awake and simply resting their eyes for a minute

Description: OH SLEEPER BAND

Description: Midnight in Paris - Alternative Movie Poster

Description: Start the day strong enough to wake what sleeps below. A cozy tentacled creature dozes in a steaming cup labeled “Dark Roast from R’lyeh” and “100% Eldritch Beans”—brewed for Lovecraft readers, coffee devotees, and sleepy souls.

Description: Frozen toes club (membership free). Frostbite chic (numb but stylish). Snow cave sleeper (igloo dreams). Negative 40 vibes (why though). Layered up forever (onion mode). Cold camp coffee (iced accidentally). Ice fishing zen (hole waiting). Survival mode activated (send help). Glamping gone wrong (very wrong). Winter campfire ritual (warm hands).

Description: Frozen toes club (membership free). Frostbite chic (numb but stylish). Snow cave sleeper (igloo dreams). Negative 40 vibes (why though). Layered up forever (onion mode). Cold camp coffee (iced accidentally). Ice fishing zen (hole waiting). Survival mode activated (send help). Glamping gone wrong (very wrong). Winter campfire ritual (warm hands).

Description: Frozen toes club (membership free). Frostbite chic (numb but stylish). Snow cave sleeper (igloo dreams). Negative 40 vibes (why though). Layered up forever (onion mode). Cold camp coffee (iced accidentally). Ice fishing zen (hole waiting). Survival mode activated (send help). Glamping gone wrong (very wrong). Winter campfire ritual (warm hands).

Description: Drawing inspiration from the indie game Citizen Sleeper, this minimalist design captures the dice iconography that shapes the fates of the sleepers, who bear the burdens of the corporations that dominate the dystopian world in which the game unfolds.

Description: Frozen toes club (membership free). Frostbite chic (numb but stylish). Snow cave sleeper (igloo dreams). Negative 40 vibes (why though). Layered up forever (onion mode). Cold camp coffee (iced accidentally). Ice fishing zen (hole waiting). Survival mode activated (send help). Glamping gone wrong (very wrong). Winter campfire ritual (warm hands).

Description: Frozen toes club (membership free). Frostbite chic (numb but stylish). Snow cave sleeper (igloo dreams). Negative 40 vibes (why though). Layered up forever (onion mode). Cold camp coffee (iced accidentally). Ice fishing zen (hole waiting). Survival mode activated (send help). Glamping gone wrong (very wrong). Winter campfire ritual (warm hands).

Description: Frozen toes club (membership free). Frostbite chic (numb but stylish). Snow cave sleeper (igloo dreams). Negative 40 vibes (why though). Layered up forever (onion mode). Cold camp coffee (iced accidentally). Ice fishing zen (hole waiting). Survival mode activated (send help). Glamping gone wrong (very wrong). Winter campfire ritual (warm hands).

Description: Frozen toes club (membership free). Frostbite chic (numb but stylish). Snow cave sleeper (igloo dreams). Negative 40 vibes (why though). Layered up forever (onion mode). Cold camp coffee (iced accidentally). Ice fishing zen (hole waiting). Survival mode activated (send help). Glamping gone wrong (very wrong). Winter campfire ritual (warm hands).

Description: Frozen toes club (membership free). Frostbite chic (numb but stylish). Snow cave sleeper (igloo dreams). Negative 40 vibes (why though). Layered up forever (onion mode). Cold camp coffee (iced accidentally). Ice fishing zen (hole waiting). Survival mode activated (send help). Glamping gone wrong (very wrong). Winter campfire ritual (warm hands).

Description: Frozen toes club (membership free). Frostbite chic (numb but stylish). Snow cave sleeper (igloo dreams). Negative 40 vibes (why though). Layered up forever (onion mode). Cold camp coffee (iced accidentally). Ice fishing zen (hole waiting). Survival mode activated (send help). Glamping gone wrong (very wrong). Winter campfire ritual (warm hands).

Description: Master the art of extreme resting with this cozy "My Favorite Gym Is My Bed" design. Perfect for sleep lovers, nap champions, and gym-averse introverts who believe every day should be a rest day. A relatable gift for anyone whose ultimate endurance test is staying under the blankets all weekend long.

Description: This funny panda design is perfect for sleep lovers and dreamers. Featuring the text Never Give Up On Your Dreams Keep Sleeping, it's ideal for anyone who enjoys napping, relaxing, and cozy comfort.

Description: Chronic sleeper.

Description: my couch pulls out but i don't

Description: my couch pulls out but i don't

Description: Why settle for one pillow when you can sleep in a cloud? Celebrate the ultimate sleeping experience with this cozy "My Favorite Luxury Is Extra Pillows" design. Great for sleep lovers, heavy nesters, and homebodies who believe there is no such thing as too many pillows. A sweet and comfortable gift for nap enthusiasts.

Description: I'm Lazy And A Professional Sleeper Nap Sleep

Description: "For those who never get enough rest, no matter how much they sleep."

Description: A wide-eyed Cthulhu in a little sailor cap tap-dances across the domes of a sunken city, tentacles swaying as bubbles rise, beneath bold lettering and a ribbon declaring "Cthulhu: The Sleeper Taps!" Ancient, adorable and built for anyone who prefers their cosmic horror with a soft-shoe routine. A fun pick for Lovecraft fans, tap dancers, horror nerds, or anyone who suspects the Old Ones have rhythm.

Description: The official morning mood for anyone who says "Just five more minutes"! Designed in a nostalgic 1930s rubber hose cartoon style, this tired alarm clock mascot perfectly captures the struggle of waking up early. Standing sleepily with a pillow in hand, this retro character flawlessly reflects the Monday blues and morning rebellion. A great design for lovers of vintage illustrations, heavy sleepers, and those who constantly hit the snooze button.

Description: Oh Sleeper Band

Description: A haloed pillow sprouts angel wings, elevating napping to a sacred art form. Playful and relatable, this design speaks to anyone who considers sleep their true calling.

Description: world's okayest truck driver

Description: i don't snore i dream i'm a train

Description: trucker crew

Description: Skip the pricey vacation and head straight for maximum cozy! Show off your preferred staycation destination with this adorable "My Favorite Resort Is Under My Blanket" design. Ideal for nap lovers, homebodies, and introverts who know that the ultimate paradise is right on their own bed. Makes a sweet, comfortable gift for blanket lovers everywhere.

Description: A world forever unchanging... the Seals, must break... -Monomon the Teacher.

Description: Drawing inspiration from the indie game Citizen Sleeper, this design captures The Sleeper in their suspended state and supported by a representation of the void of space. The iconic Citizen Sleeper dice shapes underline The Sleeper to highlight their influence on his/her journey.

Description: Oh Sleeper band

Description: Oh, Sleeper BAnd