Sloth Funny Slogan Cards
Description: Funny & cute comic sloth with its cool Statement 'Live Slow Die Whenever'. Cool Humorous gift for all sloths, Chiller, late risers, relaxed people, hipsters, nerds & geeks. Funny Saying clothes accessories and art prints perfect for the weekend.
Funny & Cute Sloth 'Live Slow Die Whenever' Cool Statement / Lazy Motto / Slogan Card
by Badbugs_Art works
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This funny military slogan shirt features the playful saying 'Slow is Smooth Fast Sloth,' perfect for those with a sense of humor about military life. Ideal for veterans, active duty members, or anyone who appreciates witty military sayings. A great gift for friends in the armed forces who enjoy a good laugh.
Funny Military Slogan Sayings Slow is Smooth Fast Sloth Card
by Studio Anyway
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This funny military slogan shirt features the playful phrase 'Slow is Smooth, Fast Sloth,' perfect for those with a sense of humor about military life. Ideal for veterans, active duty members, or sloth enthusiasts who appreciate a lighthearted take on military sayings. A great gift for anyone who enjoys a blend of humor and military pride.
Funny Military Slogan Sayings Slow is Smooth Fast Sloth Card
by Studio Anyway
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace the slow life with this funny Sloth Running Team design. Featuring a relaxed sloth in a workout headband, this retro sunset graphic is the perfect gift for marathon runners who prefer a more laid-back pace.
Sloth Running Team Retro Sunset Funny Marathon Slogan Card
by lametafisicadeitubi
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Sloth Embrace the ultimate relaxation vibe with this hilarious "Born To Be Mild" sloth graphic design. Offering a playful, slow-paced twist on classic rebel phrases, this illustration features a cute orange cartoon sloth completely flat-out in a full "sploot" position. Paired with bold, crisp white typography, this high-contrast look is perfect for nap enthusiasts, homebodies, and anyone who prefers a completely chill lifestyle. It makes a wonderful birthday , holiday surprise, or comfortable loungewear outfit.
Born To Be Mild Lazy Sloth Sploot Funny Humorous Slogan Card
by Hagalazka
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace your inner chill with this hilarious "Born To Be Mild" sloth graphic design. A clever, lighthearted parody of the classic rebel phrase, this illustration features a cute orange cartoon sloth hanging upside down completely relaxed from a tree branch. Framed by bold, clean white typography, this high-contrast look is perfect for homebodies, nap enthusiasts, and animal lovers who prefer a slow-paced lifestyle. It makes a fantastic birthday present, holiday surprise, or comfortable weekend outfit.
Description: Picture this: you are essentially a sloth in a human world, moving at your own peaceful pace while your social battery hovers permanently in the flashing red zone. "Low Patience" pairs everyone’s favorite slow-living animal with a low battery icon to describe that exact feeling when your energy is drained and your tolerance for small talk is completely depleted. It’s an honest, hilarious wearable mood for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who relates to the art of taking life extra slow. The ultimate funny gift for sloth lovers, sarcastic humor fans, and anyone operating on low patience!
Description: Funny sloth relaxing in a hammock with boba and a lazy sarcastic quote, perfect for sloth lovers, introverts, boba fans, and sarcasm lovers. Great gift idea for men, women, and teens who love lazy day humor, funny sloth designs, and witty sayings. Ideal for birthdays and holidays.
Just Because I'm Awake Doesn't Mean I Want To Do Things Card
by ruthduffy
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A professional procrastinator in his natural habitat. This sleepy little sloth knows self-improvement can always start… tomorrow. Perfect for burnout humor, lazy mood days, introverts, exhausted students, overworked adults, gamers, night owls, and anyone surviving life one postponed task at a time. Cute minimal sloth design with sarcastic meme energy and painfully relatable vibes.
Description: A cartoon sloth is depicted holding onto a white banner with black text. The text on the banner reads "LIVE SLOW. DIE WHENEVER". The sloth has brown fur, a lighter face with dark eyes and a smiling mouth. The banner has a unique shape with pointed ends.
Sloth "Live Slow. Die Whenever" Banner Card
by Virtual Brush Illustration
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Places I Won't Be Going Today. This funny retro vintage style sarcastic graphic design features a wooden sign post with witty quotes. Perfect for introverts, lazy day lovers, and anyone with a dark, humorous sense of sarcasm.
Places I Wont Be Going Today Funny Sarcastic Lazy Retro Wood Sign Gift Card
by NaZ_designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The original motivational poster had a cat. This one has a sloth who has been hanging on that branch for three weeks and has zero opinions about whether you join him or not. Hang in there. Or don't. Honestly either way. The most honest encouragement anyone has ever given — delivered by someone who genuinely cannot be bothered to care about the outcome. For everyone exhausted by toxic positivity.
Hang In There Or Don't Honestly Either Way Grumpy Sloth Graphic — Sarcastic Motivational Humor Card
by SketchTee
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Join the Sloth Hiking Team with this funny slow hiker design. Embrace the relaxed pace of the outdoors and nature with these two cute sloths on an adventure. We will get there when we get there.
Sloth Hiking Team Funny Slow Hiker Outdoor Nature Adventure Slogan Card
by Suaty
$5.00 $6.00
Description: High-impact electric pinks and purples give this slow-moving turtle an explosive, futuristic edge. Prove that you can embrace the absolute slowest lifestyle while rocking the loudest, most eye-catching color palette in the room.
Cyberpunk Neon Pink Patient Turtle - Take My Time Graphic Tee Card
by HTA DESIGNS
$5.00 $6.00
Just Because I’m Awake Doesn’t Mean I’m Ready to Do Things Card
by Timine Kayas
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A warm, nostalgic take on our favorite unbothered reptile. Featuring retro-styled line work and a cozy color palette, this design looks right at home on classic heather tees, hoodies, and mugs.
Vintage Style Patient Turtle - Push Me Or Not I Will Take My Time Card
by HTA DESIGNS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Adorable sleepy sloth design perfect for students who aren't quite ready to head back to school. Great for kids, teens, and teachers with a sense of humor.
Back to School Sloth Shirt | Funny Lazy Student Graphic Tee Card
by Vibrant Vista
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Styled in deep, natural tones, this version brings an organic, grounded feel to the ultimate slow-paced motto. Perfect for nature lovers, hikers, and anyone who prefers to take life one slow, steady step at a time.
Earthy Patient Turtle - Push Me Or Not I Will Take My Time Tee Card
by HTA DESIGNS
$5.00 $6.00