Snarky Cards

Description: i'd like you to know how I feel about you right off the bat.

Description: A little delicate, but also a little prickly...

Description: Snarky (Sn-Ar-K-Y) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Tin, Argon, Potassium, and Yttrium!

Description: You've got attitude! Text says: None Of Your Business. Rude and snarky gift idea.

Description: You've got attitude! Text says: You Can’t Afford Me. Rude and snarky gift idea.

Description: you're a spicy person, or perhaps you just like putting hot sauce all over everything. you be you.

Description: Why say anything when your T-Shirt can say it for you?!

Description: Celebrate the snarky side of life!

Description: You're not just basic snarky, you approach SNARK with levels beyond everyone else! Proudly display it with this design!

Description: Snarky Blue Puppy

Description: When you know, you know. You're right, I'm going to hate this.

Description: The meditating prayer for minorities everywhere.

Description: employed for eternity

Description: Are you a snarky bastard? By SarkasmTek

Description: You lead them on with the yeah, then you dash their dreams with the no.

Description: For those with a snarky sense of humor

Description: Snarky Puppy - Empire Central

Description: One of Dirty 100 inappropriate collectables of the Lee Zanne RIxxi Coloring Book Merch Series. Self-confidence sarcasm quote “I Love Being Me, It Pisses Off All the Right People.”

Description: I like pretty things and swearing

Description: Ever wish you could skip the awkward conversations? This design is your go-to for setting boundaries in style. Perfect for introverts, software developers, customer service pros, busy parents, or anyone with zero patience for the obvious. With clean minimalist text, this witty statement speaks volumes in any setting - be it the office, your favorite coffee shop, or a tech meetup. Ideal for those who thrive on sarcasm, dry humor, and keeping things simple.

Description: Snarky Puppy - Live at GroundUP Music Festival

Description: Snarky Puppy - Immigrance

Description: We've all had moments when we realize this. We've also all had the moments when we wish the person we're speaking to would realize this. This design is for all those moments! Perfect for Zoom meetings with people you wish would shut up, holiday gatherings, or every day (if you put your foot in your moth as often as I do). Quote from Xander Harris of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Description: What the Duck?

Description: Snarky The Puppy

Description: There are two kinds of people: those who can extrapolate data

Description: You've got attitude! Text says: Please Stop Talking. Rude and snarky gift idea.

Description: It Can't Fix Everything

Description: I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. Take sarcasm to the next level with this snarky delight of a tee. Also available on other gifts and apparel. Might also save you from having to hand out tissues.

Description: nope. just nope.

Description: This is a funny design for a grandfather or any other grouchy old geezer in your life. Or for yourself if you are a proud of being a curmudgeon.

Description: Sarcastic

Description: This brutally savage design says You Should Have Been Swallowed, perfect for fans of dark, unapologetic humor. Made for those who enjoy pushing limits and aren’t afraid to drop a harsh roast. Great for edgy personalities and lovers of offensive comedy.

Description: Show off your attitude and make a statement with this sarcastic and funny design.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.