Spit Cards
Description: Meet your new spirit animal. This isn't just a pumpkin. This is a pumpkin that is "literally sick of this holiday". It represents your exact mood: "Spooky, but mostly just nauseous from the festive hype." Oh joy. It’s October again. 🙄🎃 Let’s be real for a second. You’re tired. We’re all tired. Tired of the forced "Spooky Season" enthusiasm. Tired of overpriced pumpkin spice lattes. Tired of people asking, "So, what are you going as this year?" (Answer: Exhausted). You don’t want to dress up. You don’t want to carve a pumpkin. You just want to survive until November. The "Over It" Collection Grab yours before we all collectively throw up.. (Disclaimer: Actual vomiting not included, but the vibe is 100% accurate).
Description: Meet your new spirit animal. This isn't just a pumpkin. This is a pumpkin that is "literally sick of this holiday". It represents your exact mood: "Spooky, but mostly just nauseous from the festive hype." Oh joy. It’s October again. 🙄🎃 Let’s be real for a second. You’re tired. We’re all tired. Tired of the forced "Spooky Season" enthusiasm. Tired of overpriced pumpkin spice lattes. Tired of people asking, "So, what are you going as this year?" (Answer: Exhausted). You don’t want to dress up. You don’t want to carve a pumpkin. You just want to survive until November. The "Over It" Collection Grab yours before we all collectively throw up.. (Disclaimer: Actual vomiting not included, but the vibe is 100% accurate).
Description: A delightful stamp featuring a playful llama wearing sunglasses and sticking out its tongue. Surrounding the image is the witty phrase "I don't care a spit," cleverly referencing the spitting tendency of llamas. This artwork is infused with humor, perfect for individuals who appreciate llamas and possess a touch of antisocial charm.
Don't Make Me Empty My Spit Valve On You Trombone Card
by HappyDumplingDesigns
$5.00 $6.00
