Spit Hats
Description: For the fitness fiends who take their pump way too seriously. This wild and sarcastic design features a jacked-up workout queen demanding her pre-workout with zero chill. Perfect for gym rats, lifters, and anyone who thrives on chaotic motivation, caffeine, and sarcasm. A hilarious piece of gym humor for those who live loud and lift heavy.
Description: Stand tall and show your grit with this bold They Spit We Hit vintage-style design. Featuring distressed patriotic elements and classic American imagery, this graphic celebrates resilience, strength, and standing your ground. Perfect for those who believe in defending their values and honoring a proud spirit of determination. Great for pairing with jeans, jackets, and your favorite gear — wear it loud and proud.
Description: A clever and sarcastic design about the difference between people who truly seek knowledge and those who barely take anything in. Perfect for anyone who enjoys witty observations, intellectual humor, and sharp sarcasm.
Some people drink deeply from the well of knowledge, Some just rinse and spit Hat
by LONSTUDIO
$12 $19
Description: Mash military shirt — "May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt". cult-classic screen-print design for Mash fans, military, army, hawkeye, soldier, veteran, hospital buffs and collectors. The perfect Mash gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1972.
May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt Military Since 1972 Vintage Hat
by Magicphotos_Edit
$19
Description: Mash military shirt — "May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt". cult-classic screen-print design for Mash fans, military, army, hawkeye, soldier, veteran, hospital buffs and collectors. The perfect Mash gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1972.
May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt Military Since 1972 Vintage Hat
by Magicphotos_Edit
$19
Description: Mash distressed retro graphic — a bold vintage design for true Mash fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of . Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
Description: Mash military shirt — "May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt". cult-classic screen-print design for Mash fans, military, army, hawkeye, soldier, veteran, hospital buffs and collectors. The perfect Mash gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1972.
Description: Formed in 1992, Love Spit Love emerged from the ashes of the post-punk '80 with a moody, alternative rock-driven sound that fit perfectly into the early ’90s underground scene. The band blended jangly guitars, dark romanticism, and atmospheric textures into songs that felt both brooding and melodic. While they never reached massive commercial heights, Love Spit Love developed a devoted following through tracks like “Am I Wrong” and “Change in the Weather,” but reached a wider audience thanks to their haunting cover of The Smiths' “How Soon Is Now," which gained new life as the theme song for the witchy television series Charmed. Love Spit Love released their self-titled first record in 1994, one that was followed by a second album in 1997.
Description: Queen arena rock shirt — "So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die?". vintage screen-print design for Queen fans, crown, royal, royalty, kingdom, simple, typography lovers and collectors. The perfect Queen gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1975.
Description: Queen arena rock shirt — "So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die?". vintage screen-print design for Queen fans, crown, royal, royalty, kingdom, simple, typography lovers and collectors. The perfect Queen gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1975.
Description: Europe's sleep capital energy (nap king). Vilnius UNESCO old town soul (baroque maze). Curonian Spit dune rover (sand hike). Kaunas optimistic modernist (art deco). Lithuanian cross crafting magic (pagan wood). Baltic song celebration vibes (choir flex). Forest bathing forest trails (green therapy). Rye bread tradition keeper (dark loaf). Baltic amber hunter (ancient resin). Cold sauna pirtys lover (ice plunge).
Description: Europe's sleep capital energy (nap king). Vilnius UNESCO old town soul (baroque maze). Curonian Spit dune rover (sand hike). Kaunas optimistic modernist (art deco). Lithuanian cross crafting magic (pagan wood). Baltic song celebration vibes (choir flex). Forest bathing forest trails (green therapy). Rye bread tradition keeper (dark loaf). Baltic amber hunter (ancient resin). Cold sauna pirtys lover (ice plunge).
