The Comedy Button Cards

Description: For almost seven years, you've had Scott, Ryan, Brian and Max in your gross ears, making gross sounds and saying gross things. Now, put them on your gross chest, making gross faces.

Description: Geese suck ass, they're always shitting on playgrounds and stuff. For every one of these shirts that is sold, we will firebomb one entire goose-filled playground.

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Description: What would you do if we sang out of tune? Well, we've done that on the show a lot of times, so, uh, sorry about that.

Description: Part of Max Scoville's series of awful paintings of awful monsters on awful vacation.

Description: Part of Max Scoville's series of awful paintings of awful monsters on awful vacation.

Description: Part of Max Scoville's series of awful paintings of awful monsters on awful vacation.

Description: Part of Max Scoville's series of awful paintings of awful monsters on awful vacation.

Description: Based on my original painting of the first original cast member who (in my opinion) made Saturday Night Live what it is... Gilda Radner! Original painting available at @jjbarrowsart on Instagram.

Description: It's a rat who's also an astronaut! How novel!

Description: BARK YES? NO? YES! Buy a shirt. Nobody knows what the fuck it means. Dogs are funny.

Description: They stay up all night, eat garbage, and make a mess. Raccoons are the rowdy adolescents of the animal kingdom.