The Long Face Cards
Description: I Like My Eyelashes As Black As My Heart And As Long As The List Of People I Want To Punch In The Face.
I Like My Eyelashes As Black As My Heart And As Long As The List Of People I Want To Punch In The Face. Card
by LanaBanana
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Physical fitness promises vitality and strength, but bench pressing heavy metal iron introduces an immediate hazard to personal facial structure. Lying flat on an exercise bench while balancing dense iron blocks directly over your nose requires immense trust in your slippery grip. One momentary lapse in concentration or a sudden tremor in your forearm could easily transform an ambitious workout into an impromptu cosmetic remodeling. The humor plays upon the contrast between pursuing a healthy lifestyle and the comical terror of being squashed by your own gym equipment. It reminds everyone that beneath the motivational fitness slogans lies a very practical purpose: finishing the exercise session with all facial features completely unharmed.
Lifting weights is healthy as long as the dumbbell doesn't fall on my face and flatten it Card
by englishlearning
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Long Live The King inspirational quote text with line art of a Maine Coon cat face wearing a crown and graffiti. I recommend the Vintage Grape!
Long Live The King - Maine Coon Cat Face with Graffiti Crown and Text Card
by VoidCrow
$5.00 $6.00
California Golden Bears - Grateful Dead - Grateful Bears - Oski The Bear Card
by GiooygaaayArt
$5.00 $6.00
Trump Lion Face 45 47 Long Live The King 4Th Of July 1776 Card
by babalutchi
$5.00 $6.00
Why the long face? A cute and funny borzoi dog face Card
by Yarafantasyart
$5.00 $6.00
