Tiny Legs Big Wiggle Cards
Description: Breed-specific dachshund humour with none of the cutesy clip art. A very long, very bold dachshund silhouette stretches the full width above heavy retro lettering, in mustard, cream and rust. Made for the doxie owner who has explained the back-injury rules to every houseguest. A safe gift for anyone whose dog is more couch tunnel than pet.
Description: short legs, questionable reach, zero acknowledgment of either limitation — this dachshund has decided help isn't needed today, thanks. the jump might not land clean, but the declaration of independence is fully committed. Because someone had to say it.
I Can Do It Myself — Dachshund Jumping Vector Illustrated Determined Doxie Card
by Cutetopia Archive
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Do you like big dogs and can't lie? This fun design featuring a dachshund and the phrase "I like big mutts and I cannot lie" is a perfect nod to dog lovers and those who enjoy good humor. It's ideal for mixed-breed dog owners, pun fans, and those who don't take life too seriously. Make everyone laugh while celebrating your love of puppies!
I Like Big Mutts and I Cannot Lie – Funny Dachshund Dog Lover Card
by LIBERTY'S
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Do you know someone who just needs food and compliments to be happy? Then this design featuring an adorable corgi and the phrase "Feed me and tell me I'm pretty" is perfect. Ideal for dog lovers who enjoy the sweet, down-to-earth humor of living with a pampered pet. This design is perfect for dog moms, dog dads, or any corgi fan who knows their dog is the king or queen of the house.
Feed Me and Tell Me I’m Pretty – Cute Corgi Funny Dog Card
by LIBERTY'S
$5.00 $6.00