Description:
"It was sort of a friendly email, but you did torture a cat and you're a cat murderer ... Never tell your mother. Fight that urge to be decent, lie forever."
If I Were You Show - Episode 110: Lie Forever
Description:
Doobs and Carrot Slat! That's right, Thomas and Ben together on If I Were You! This design shows us what it would look like if Ben and Thomas made the podcast.
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advice, amir, ben schwartz, collegehumor, if i were you podcast
Description:
Why be a troll and use paper, when you can grab a scroll and be as badass as Don Draper. What? The cops are chasing me? Are you sure you see 'em? Maybe that's cause I just yanked some scrolls from that dumb museum!
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jake hurwitz, amir blumenfeld, if i were you, college humor, jakeandamir
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All jokes aside, to me seizing the cheese means to take advantage of the opportunities you find in life. They don't come along very often, so don't be a diva roach coward! and SEIZE THAT CHEESE! you have nothing to lose. TODAH!
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todah, seize the cheese, cheese, funny, headgum
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Everybody's favorite internet personality named Amir, shrunken down to pocket size. Carry him with you and you'll never be alone as long as you consider a drawing on a t-shirt a person. Todah rabah!
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pocket, jake hurwitz, funny, todah, amir blumenfeld
Description:
Jake Hurwitz is a one take kind of guy, cool, calm, and good in a pinch. He doesn't need any do-overs like the sneeze. He is the pinch, and he's good in a synch.
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amir blumenfeld, funny, humor, if i were you, jake hurwitz
Description:
The unofficial tee of the internet barrage on TBS pushing them to #greenlightjakeandamir. Buy this shirt to be trendy, cute, and maybe even a little coy.
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jake and amir, jake hurwitz, amir blumenfeld, if i were you, college humor
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Now you can finally change from an awkward self-conscious and insecure nerd into a confident, strong, and brave beast in every regard, AKA The Pinch. You can finally be a superhero...sort of.
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amir blumenfeld, cute, funny, humor, if i were you
Description:
This shirt commemorates the name with the most possible rhymes and best "songability". It's a reference to the If I Were You podcast with Jake and Amir.
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amir blumenfeld, college humor, funny, humor, if i were you
