Tool Cards
Description: A graphic featuring the text "I'M A WELDER I CAN'T FIX STUPID BUT I CAN FIX WHAT STUPID DOES". A white outline of a welder in protective gear is shown, actively welding with bright orange sparks flying. Wrenches are present at the top and bottom of the composition.
Welder But I Can Fix What Stupid Does Mechanic Humor Card
by NDR KIWIS STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Pain Scale Heart: A visual guide merging pain assessment with a loving, Valentine's Day theme. Designed for healthcare triage use.
Pain Scale Heart Pain Assesst Nurse Triage Day Card
by ultrafourtyseven
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a yellow crankshaft with black outlines, centrally placed against a black background. Below the crankshaft, the word "CRANKY" is displayed in large, distressed yellow block letters, also with black outlines and a speckled texture. The overall aesthetic is bold and mechanical.
Description: A monochromatic humorous statement referencing engineering capabilities. The text reads "I MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER BUT I CAN'T FIX STUPID," with gears and wrenches between the first two lines. Below, "FIX FIX" is written, and "STUPID" is highlighted in a white rounded box. A hand holding a hammer is visible at the bottom.
I Might Be An Engineer But I Can't Fix Stupid Hammer Card
by STEPHEN CHOU STD
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Bring a playful twist to the world of tools and DIY projects with this cheerful hardware store illustration. Featuring a smiling golden nut character holding a wrench, classic red sneakers, and a toolbox filled with nuts, bolts, and screws, this vibrant retro-inspired artwork celebrates the fun side of fixing, building, and repairing. Perfect for mechanics, handymen, DIY enthusiasts, construction workers, engineers, and hardware store lovers. A fun gift idea for anyone who enjoys workshop humor, home improvement projects, and colorful vintage-style tool graphics.
Hardware Store Mascot For DIY Mechanics And Workshop Humor Card
by InkNook
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A monochrome graphic with a black background. White text reads "I'M NOT YELLING I'M A" at the top, followed by two crossed wrenches. Below the wrenches, larger white text reads "PLUMBER", and beneath that, "THAT'S HOW WE TALK". Small crossed wrenches are placed on either side of the main wrenches.
I'm Not Yelling I'm A Plumber That's How We Talk Wrench Graphic Card
by RinjingParadise
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A retro-style poster with a black and red background divided diagonally. A golden yellow banner contains the text "Champion SPARK PLUGS" in bold black lettering. The top part features a spark plug with the words "DOUBLE" and "RIBBED" on either side. The bottom features the lower half of a spark plug.
Champion Spark Plugs Double Ribbed Retro Poster Card
by Illustrations By Majali
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A graphic with a bold yellow and orange text 'FREELANCED' at the top. Below, two revolvers are crossed over two computer keyboards. The revolvers have wooden handles and metallic gray bodies. At the bottom, in brown text, reads 'HAVE KEYBOARD-WILL TRAVEL'.
FREELANCED HAVE KEYBOARD-WILL TRAVEL Western Guns and Keyboards Card
by Remisova illustrator
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A distressed yellow typographic composition on a black background. The words "I FIX IT" are stacked vertically, with the letter 'O' in "FIX" replaced by a yellow wrench. Below this, the text "THAT'S WHAT I DO" is written in a single line. The letters have a textured, speckled appearance.
I Fix It Wrench That's What I Do Mechanic Tool Card
by didit artwork pangestu
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny graphic referencing electrical work precision and a skull. Great item for tradespeople who pride themselves on getting the job done. Casual wear style.
Work Trade Humor Skull Craftsmanship Apparel Card
by Letterscape Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A rounded emblem featuring two mechanics working on a car engine in a garage. Text at the top reads 'CUSTOM MADE' and at the bottom reads 'Old School AUTHENTIC QUALITY'. Includes a red tool chest and a hoist.
Custom Made Old School Authentic Quality Mechanic Garage Card
by BrotherNightSky
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold graphic with the word "ENGINEER" in red sans-serif font at the top. Below it are five gears of varying sizes in a pale yellow color. Beneath the gears is a list of pricing tiers and corresponding actions, such as "$50/hr: IF YOU WATCH" and "$250/hr: IF YOU TELD HIE FIXED IT WRONG". The background is black.
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If You Can't Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed You Can Always Card
by xXOctaviaStarzzzXx
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A minimalist, line-art style graphic featuring a pair of pliers positioned above a white capsule-shaped element divided into two sections. The left section contains the text "squeezy" and the right section contains the text "hammer", both in black capital letters. The outline of the pliers and the text are white with a thin black border.