Total Party Kill Cards

Description: A total party kill is the most metal thing that can happen in a game of dnd. Not every dungeon master wants them, but they happen. Embrace the inevitable death of your player character with this heavy metal design.

Description: The ultimate nightmare of every adventuring party! Featuring a massive dragon skull half-buried in a dark dungeon surrounded by broken swords and nat 1 dice, this detailed dark fantasy graphic is a badge of honor for tabletop survivors and Dungeon Masters alike.

Description: DM GYM: CRUSHING HEROES & TOTAL PARTY KILLS! Carrying the weight of endless monsters, intricate traps, and chaotic player choices builds titanic strength. A towering, masked Dungeon Master curling heavy cast iron dumbbells with giant d20 weight plates showing a natural 1. Imposing dark athletic badge in royal violet, midnight charcoal, and bone cream with thick outer boundaries. The ultimate authoritative statement piece for behind the master screen or at the squat rack. Perfect for: Ruthless Dungeon Masters, campaign architects, dice hoarders, and tabletop fitness veterans.

Description: One of our most popular designs. Get yours now before it's too late!

Description: For D&D lovers!

Description: Roll. Fail. Die.

Description: One of our most popular designs. Get yours now before it's too late!

Description: One of our most popular designs. Get yours now before it's too late!

Description: The Ultimate Experience In Total Party Kill! Groovy, grim, and delightfully chaotic. Inspired by 80s cabin-in-the-woods cult horror, this grindhouse-style graphic poster depicts a skeletal arm grasping a cursed grimoire from the grave. An essential badge of honor for Dungeon Masters with a reputation for lethal encounters and players who survived the ordeal. High-contrast line art that prints boldly on canvas and tees.

Description: Party Wipe Survivors — Roll a New Character! Wear your glorious dungeon failures with pride after the clock strikes midnight. 1980s retro rock club emblem featuring a battle-worn skull in an iron helm with a D20. The ultimate gift for players who have survived (or caused) a Total Party Kill, Dungeon Masters, and RPG veterans. Looks great on t-shirts, hoodies, and decals.

Description: One roll can change it all.