Undertaker Humor Cards

Description: Undertaker humor featuring “My Business Is Undertaking Your Business” in a dark, witty funeral profession message for morticians and funeral directors alike.

Description: "Show your support for the legendary Deadman with this retro vintage bootleg style design featuring The Undertaker! Highlighted with the iconic quote 'You Can Not Kill That Which Is Already Dead' and purple flames graphic. Perfect gift for pro wrestling fans, 90s wrestling nostalgia lovers, and collectors."

Description: Rest in Peace Tommy!

Description: A spooky undertaker holding a baseball bat with a skull face, perfect for baseball fans who love a touch of darkness.

Description: Rated E for Ewww…”Embalmer” – May contain blood, gore & lots of crazy stories. Funny mortuary humor, movie rating style graphic. Perfect for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker or mortuary science student.

Description: Embrace dark humor with this vintage "Last Responder" emblem featuring a Grim Reaper giving a thumbs up. Perfect for morticians, undertakers, embalmers, funeral directors, and death care professionals with a wicked sense of humor. Makes a fantastic gift for mortuary science students or anyone in the funeral service industry.

Description: A bold vintage horror humor design featuring a wild-eyed creepy undertaker figure holding a shovel beneath the phrase I Put The Fun In Funeral. The orange and black palette, distressed lettering, spooky skull-like face, and retro poster layout create a macabre comic vibe. This design blends gothic humor, graveyard imagery, and classic horror style for fans of creepy jokes, dark comedy, and spooky visual themes.

Description: Last Responder Dark Humor

Description: Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a mortician with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. Perfect funeral industry joke, gag design for a mortician or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.

Description: The original, “Mortician, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Funny gift for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director, undertaker or mortuary science student.

Description: Last Responder Dark Humor

Description: Hashtag design, with a trocar embalmers tool, for a girl embalmer, mortician, future female embalmer or mortuary science student who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery.

Description: A grim reminder of what awaits if social distancing and wearing masks are not part of your routine. You never know how many lives you may save!

Description: I Have Two Titles, DAD and Embalmer and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for an embalmer, mortician or Mortuary Science student who is a father. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder dad who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Description: Dark Humor Design For Sarcastic Individuals. Perfect For Mortician Or Funeral Profession. Featuring Cremation Is My Last Hope For A Smoking Hot Body. Morbid Humor Enthusiast.

Description: Funny for an embalmer, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. Perfect for the embalming prep room. I'm Famous in the Prep Room with #66 is fun for an apprentice or Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Description: The original, “Funeral Director, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Great for a funeral director, mortician, embalmer, mortuary science student or future funeral director.

Description: A distressed stamp-style design reads "Stretch Out and Slabtown Mausoleum, Enjoy the Afterlife" in bold, arched, weathered lettering. Morbid and cheeky and built for anyone who likes their humor dark and their rest eternal. A fun pick for goths, funeral directors, graveyard wanderers, and spooky season fans.

Description: Rated E for Ewww…”Mortician” – May contain blood, gore & lots of crazy stories. Funny mortuary humor, movie rating style graphic. Perfect for a mortician, embalmer or undertaker or mortuary science student.

Description: cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body

Description: The last car is always a station wagon.

Description: Celebrate life today with this funny medical professional dark humor quote design.

Description: LAST RESPONDER

Description: LAST RESPONDER

Description: Last responder grim reaper

Description: Last Responder Dark Humor Grim Reaper

Description: Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin patterns. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.

Description: The original, “Embalmer, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Great for an embalmer, future embalmer, mortician, funeral director, undertaker or mortuary science student,

Description: Part of your balances life cycle

Description: Id Rather Be Embalming

Description: I'll Be the Last To Let You Down - Your Friendly Funeral Director. Funny Undertaker saying for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director or cemetery worker. A classic mortuary joke. I'll Be the Last To Let You Down-Your Friendly Funeral Director, with coffin design. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, retired funeral director or the funeral home employee room.

Description: Unique and funny saying for a mortician or embalmer who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. Embalmer: Don't Ask Me About My Day- You Couldn't Handle It. Great for a Mortuary Science College student and future embalmer

Description: A fun shirt expressing your final wishes

Description: A cool design.