Vampires Familiar Cards
Description: Vampire humor. Everyone knows that vampires make use of humans to be their familiars. Some people even want to be a familiar. Now you can advertise your desire to work for a vampire with this funny vampire familiar design that reads FAMILIAR FOR HIRE. Goth font. Created by Scarebaby Design, a registered TRADEMARKED design company. You may not reproduce, copy, or otherwise re-use this design in any format for any purpose, especially for commercial purposes.
Description: A running gag and famous quote from the mockumentary comedy series What We Do in the Shadows. In the show, the vampire Nandor routinely uses the dismissive phrase when grouping everyone in the room together or addressing his household, explicitly excluding his loyal human familiar, Guillermo de la Cruz.