Waking Cards
Description: Start your day with a heavy dose of relatable humor! This design features a grumpy raccoon in a cozy hoodie clutching a "Not A Morning Person" coffee mug, paired with the hilariously honest quote: "I've Done Horrible Things For Money Like Waking Up Early To Go To Work." It is the perfect gift for night owls, chronic snooze-button hitters, tired coworkers, and anyone who absolutely needs a massive amount of caffeine before dealing with the daily grind.
I've Done Horrible Things For Money - Funny Grumpy Raccoon Coffee Card
by NUNEZ CREATIONS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Relatable humor for the end of summer. Perfect for students, teachers, and anyone returning to early morning routines. Features the funny text: Breaking News: Summer Is Over. The Alarm Won.
Breaking News: Summer Is Over. The Alarm Won. Funny End Of Summer Back To School Morning Alarm Card
by DotLetter Pals
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This funny design is made for travel bloggers, social media influencers, backpackers, and anyone who loves Japanese culture, Tokyo, and Nagoya. Wear it on your next vacation, overseas flight, or forest trip adventure to share laughs with fellow travelers.
Japanese I’m Tired of Waking Up Not Being In Japan Love Card
by LotofPerfect
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Relatable work humor for employees. This sarcastic quote captures the feeling of job exhaustion: I've Done Horrible. Things For Money Like Waking Up Early To Go To Work. Perfect for workers who hate waking up early for their job.
I've Done Horrible. Things For Money Like Waking Up Early To Go To Work. Work Humor Employee Job Sarcasm Card
by Trendora
$5.00 $6.00
Description: WAKING UP WAS THE WORST IDEA. A hilariously relatable comic-style illustration for anyone who wakes up tired, grumpy, and immediately regrets leaving the comfort of their bed for that office job. Perfect for sleep lovers, night owls, caffeine addicts, and anyone who believes mornings are highly overrated. Funny, sarcastic, and painfully relatable! This is a 100% hand-drawn digitally illustrated design
Waking Up Was The Worst Idea - Classic Comic Style Illustration (plain) Card
by SEGAMARZ
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The ultimate morning uniform for anyone whose daily alarm clock feels like a personal, targeted attack by the universe.
WAKING UP EVERYDAY SEEMS A LITTLE EXCESSIVE Card
by IslamTeeToTheJannah
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Humorous design featuring a sleeping raccoon buried in cash and clutter with the funny quote "I've done horrible things for money like waking up early to go to work." Perfect for raccoon lovers and anyone who hates mornings.
I've Done Horrible Things For Money Funny Raccoon Quote Card
by WildFeather Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A stylized depiction of a raccoon with a sad expression, wrapped in a blanket adorned with stars. The raccoon holds a steaming mug of coffee. Text above reads "I'VE DONE HORRIBLE THINGS FOR MONEY LIKE", and text below reads "WAKING UP EARLY TO GO TO WORK.". Small 'Z's indicate sleepiness.
Sad Raccoon Holding Coffee Waking Up Early To Go To Work Card
by chasingvisions
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Just Because I'm Awake Doesn't Mean I'm Ready I'm Ready To Do Things. Relatable funny quote for sleepy individuals, sarcasm lovers, and non-morning people seeking humorous designs.
Just Because I'm Awake Doesn't Mean I'm Ready I'm Ready To Do Things Sarcastic Humor Quote Card
by SILAS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Due To Circumstances Beyond My Control, I'm Awake Funny Relatable Quote For Tired People And Morning Haters With Sarcastic Humor.
Due To Circumstances Beyond My Control, I'm Awake Funny Relatable Quote Morning Tired Humor Card
by Funny Animal Kings
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I Am Awake Please Respect My Privacty During This Difficult Time. This humorous quote design is for individuals who appreciate witty and sarcastic morning humor. Perfect for those who need their personal space when waking up.
I Am Awake Please Respect My Privacty During This Difficult Time Funny Sarcastic Morning Humor Card
by SILAS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This stylish skeleton keeps it chill with a messy bun, sunglasses, and a hot cup of coffee. It is the perfect mood for busy moms, caffeine lovers, or anyone who enjoys a touch of spooky gothic style in their daily wardrobe.
Messy Bun Skeleton Drinking Coffee With Sunglasses Card
by lametafisicadeitubi
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I Don't Always Wake Up Grumpy, Sometimes I Let Her Sleep In. This relationship humor design is for husbands, boyfriends, and partners who relate to a grumpy spouse and love funny, sarcastic sayings.
I Don't Always Wake Up Grumpy Sometimes I Let Her Sleep In Funny Husband Partner Humor Card
by VibrantWhiskers
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Good Morning I See The Assassins Have Failed. A funny sarcastic quote perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor who struggles with waking up in the morning.
Good Morning I See The Assassins Have Failed Funny Sarcastic Morning Quote Dark Humor Card
by JaskconLIfe23
$5.00 $6.00
Description: All Roads Lead Back To Me Ruining My Sleep Schedule. Sleep humor for night owls, tired people, students, insomniacs. Relatable sleep struggle funny lifestyle.
All Roads Lead Back To Me Ruining My Sleep Schedule Funny Sleep Night Owl Humor Card
by xmillionpunks
$5.00 $6.00