Waking Cards
Description: A cartoon raccoon with a grumpy expression holds a white mug of steaming coffee. The text above reads "I'VE DONE HORRIBLE THINGS FOR MONEY" and the text below reads "LIKE WAKING UP EARLY TO GO TO WORK". The raccoon is positioned centrally against a black background.
Raccoon Holding Coffee Mug Horrible Things For Money Like Waking Up Early To Go To Work Card
by DORI STORE
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A circular emblem featuring a gray, bird-like creature with large ears, wearing a red robe and holding a steaming cup of coffee. The text "THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS GELFLING IN YOUR CUP!" is arranged around the circular border. White stars are positioned on the left and right sides.
The Best Part of Waking Up Is Gelfling in Your Cup! Character with Coffee Emblem Card
by chasingvisions
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny workplace design featuring an exhausted raccoon in a robe holding a "Dead Inside" coffee mug with the quote "I've Done Horrible Things For Money Like Waking Up Early To Go To Work." Perfect for office workers, shift employees, coffee lovers, coworkers, night owls, and anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor about the daily grind.
Description: My morning ritual, for a very long time, has been to get up, start the electric kettle, brew an exceptionally strong pot of coffee in my french press, drink two large mugs on an otherwise empty stomach, and then a couple hours later wonder why I feel so jumpy and vaguely panicked... Is this just me??? Why do I do this to myself???
The best part of waking up is crippling anxiety in your cup Card
by FabulouslyFeminist
$5.00 $6.00
Description: My Snoring ZZZ Hospitalize Neighbors. Embrace your legendary loud snoring with this hilariously retro design. Featuring a distressed vintage alarm clock, powerful speakers, and bold typography, it's perfect for anyone whose nightly ZZZs could truly wake the dead. This energetic and humorous badge style makes an ideal gag gift for husbands, wives, or any self-proclaimed champion snorer. Let the world know your sleep sounds are on another level!
My Snoring ZZZ Hospitalize Neighbors Loud Sleeper Gift Card
by Xfiber Production
$5.00 $6.00
