Weird Sci Fi Cards
Description: Every fall, the Fighting Cthulhus storm the pitch beneath eldritch skies, tentacles flailing, tridents gleaming. Miskatonic chants echo through the fog: “Fhtagn-A-right!”—a rally cry older than sanity. Freshman quarterback Ezekiel Marsh, eyes glowing faintly green, hurls a spiral that bends space-time. The rival team vanishes mid-play, swallowed by a portal to R’lyeh. Coach Dagon grunts approval. Victory is declared, though no one remembers the score. In the locker room, squid ink flows like champagne. Another undefeated season. Another sacrifice to the Deep Ones. And somewhere in the bleachers, reality weeps quietly into its nachos. Go Cthulhus. Stay weird. Stay winning.
Vintage Style Miskatonic University Cthulhu Mascot "Fhtagn A Right!" Card
by StudioPM71
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Purchasing a product featuring SCP-3008-2 should not encourage personnel to attempt entering SCP-3008. I didn't think we would have to say that, but officials at site [REDACTED] have reported an increase in curious personnel attempting access since the release of SCP-3008 apparel.
Description: Keter-class SCPs are anomalies that are exceedingly difficult to contain consistently or reliably, with containment procedures often being extensive and complex. The Foundation often can't contain these SCPs well due to not having a solid understanding of the anomaly, or lacking the technology to properly contain or counter it. A Keter SCP does not mean the SCP is dangerous, just that it is simply very difficult or costly to contain.
Description: Cthulhu 2016 No Lives Matter ** This design is a self-created parody. All names, characters, likenesses and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. Any identification with actual persons, places, buildings, and products is completely coincidental and should not be inferred.
Description: The Pestilence card from the horror card game NecronomiCards - www.necronomicards.com
NecronomiCards - The Four Horsemen - Pestilence Card
by andyhuntdesigns
$5.00 $6.00
