Wired Cards
Description: Too cute to spook, too wired to sleep! A wild-eyed little bat in purple pumpkin pyjamas hugs an oversized takeaway coffee, surrounded by candy corn, stars and a golden crescent moon. Tiny fangs, messy fur and colourful dripping lettering give this Halloween design a playful caffeine-fuelled personality. Perfect for coffee lovers, night owls and anyone whose bedtime gets delayed by one more cup.
Description: A curious tabby cat playfully holding the cord of a wired computer mouse while keeping one paw on the mouse itself. A clever cat-and-mouse tech joke for cat lovers, computer geeks, programmers, IT professionals, office workers, remote workers, and anyone who enjoys funny feline humor and quirky computer-themed art.
Tech-Savvy Tabby Cat with Wired Computer Mouse Card
by joy_moss_distance
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A working schematic of speech, drawn the way acoustic phonetics models it: lungs as the power supply, a voicing switch between the vocal folds and a noise source, and three formant filters tuned by the jaw, the tongue and the lips. Footnote 1 is for every speech-language pathologist who has spent a whole session on one sound: F3 drops lowest for /r/. Made for SLPs, SLPAs and grad students who like a diagram that is actually true. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99346730-how-speech-is-wired-speech-therapist-slp-schematic
Description: A wide-eyed, over-caffeinated sloth clutches a double espresso in "Caffeine Elevation // Functionality Zero," a productivity log with an accelerated heart rate, output deliberately stalled, small-talk tolerance at -40% and a status of "vibrating at workstation." Jittery, useless and built for anyone who drinks four coffees and still gets nothing done. A fun pick for coffee addicts, office workers, sloth lovers, or the coworker who is always on their third cup.
Caffeine Elevation Functionality Zero Funny Wired Sloth Double Espresso Productivity Log Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Electrician Dad Wired Together Card
by Lakeland Volunteers in Medicine (LVIM)
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Fueled by caffeine and spooky vibes! This funny “Bone Tired Pumpkin Wired” Halloween skeleton design features a stylish skeleton with a messy bun, sunglasses, and a pumpkin coffee cup. Perfect for coffee lovers, tired moms, pumpkin spice fans, and anyone who loves funny skeletons, retro Halloween style, and spooky season vibes.
Bone Tired Pumpkin Wired Halloween Skeleton Coffee Card
by VizoArt Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A circular emblem featuring crossed wrenches over a tool belt with pockets. Yellow lightning bolts radiate from behind the tools against a dark blue background. The outer ring contains white text, 'BORN TO CLIMB' on the top and 'WIRED TO WIN' on the bottom, separated by stars.
Description: Feel the absolute jittery chaos of too much caffeine with this hilarious design featuring a wide-eyed, frantic sloth gripping a massive espresso mug and the quote "Slowly Caffeinated - Running on 0% Sleep & 100% Beans." The ultimate gift for coffee lovers, caffeine addicts, tired workers, and anyone running on pure liquid energy!
Slowly Caffeinated Running On 0 Sleep And 100 Percent Beans Sloth Card
by JP Stic
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show your blue-collar pride and patriotic spirit with this striking Wired For Freedom graphic. Built specifically for the hardworking tradesmen who keep the grid running, this design features a pair of crossed linesman pliers and glowing vintage lightbulbs surrounded by electric bolts, stars, and classic American flag motifs. Executed in a highly detailed, neo-traditional tattoo and vintage sign-painting aesthetic, it completely bypasses modern minimalist trends in favor of a rugged, heavy-ink look. Anchored by bold banners championing liberty, power, strength, and courage, this is the ultimate, unapologetic statement piece for seasoned electricians, proud linemen, and veteran blue-collar workers who appreciate classic Americana.
Wired For Freedom - Patriotic Electrician Americana Card
by Brand X Graffix
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Socially Expired Raccoon Coffee Introvert Humor Tired But Wired Socially Expired Mentally Gone Raccoon Perfect humorous aesthetic for anyone experiencing burnout, antisocial morning people, or coffee addicts. Show off your exhausted trash panda energy at the office, campus, or while relaxing at home avoiding people.
Tired But Wired Socially Expired Mentally Gone Raccoon Card
by Vivid pop
$5.00 $6.00