Wired Shorts
Description: This design features metal art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true speed metal fans and vinyl collectors. A thoughtful pick for birthdays, holidays or just treating a true fan. Calling all speed metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee roars with the gut-punching power of overdriven amps and relentless full-throttle riffs. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for headbangers, biker-rock diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect heavy metal gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make some noise.
Motörheadbangers I Should Be Tired and All I Am is Wired Speed Metal Art Shorts
by Pulse Terrain
$27
Description: I honestly think some of my best days are the ones where I find something genuinely weird and wonderful to wear, like the Believe Raccoon The World Is a Little Stranger with You in It Jimothy shirt. It is that kind of piece that makes you stop and smile in the mirror, acknowledging that life gets a bit messy and unpredictable, but that is the charm of it. I remember spotting a raccoon digging through a trash bin late at night, and this design captures that exact kind of chaotic, nocturnal energy that I relate to far too much.
Description: A playful tabby cat illustration pouncing on a wired computer mouse, blending feline curiosity with clever tech humor. This cute and detailed design is perfect for cat lovers, computer geeks, programmers, office workers, remote employees, and anyone who knows that cats always take over the workspace. A fun gift idea for fans of quirky animal art and everyday computer life.
Description: A curious gray tabby cat has finally caught a modern kind of mouse—a classic wired computer mouse. Detailed fur, expressive golden eyes, vintage textures, and a clever cat-and-mouse concept give this retro animal illustration plenty of personality. A fun choice for cat lovers, computer geeks, tech enthusiasts, office workers, programmers, and anyone who enjoys quirky feline humor and nostalgic artwork.
Description: Too cute to spook, too wired to sleep! A wild-eyed little bat in purple pumpkin pyjamas hugs an oversized takeaway coffee, surrounded by candy corn, stars and a golden crescent moon. Tiny fangs, messy fur and colourful dripping lettering give this Halloween design a playful caffeine-fuelled personality. Perfect for coffee lovers, night owls and anyone whose bedtime gets delayed by one more cup.
Description: A curious tabby cat playfully holding the cord of a wired computer mouse while keeping one paw on the mouse itself. A clever cat-and-mouse tech joke for cat lovers, computer geeks, programmers, IT professionals, office workers, remote workers, and anyone who enjoys funny feline humor and quirky computer-themed art.
Description: A wide-eyed, over-caffeinated sloth clutches a double espresso in "Caffeine Elevation // Functionality Zero," a productivity log with an accelerated heart rate, output deliberately stalled, small-talk tolerance at -40% and a status of "vibrating at workstation." Jittery, useless and built for anyone who drinks four coffees and still gets nothing done. A fun pick for coffee addicts, office workers, sloth lovers, or the coworker who is always on their third cup.
Caffeine Elevation Functionality Zero Funny Wired Sloth Double Espresso Productivity Log Shorts
by Fisheyed Graphics
$27
