Witch Humor Cards

Description: Happy Winter Solstice

Description: Ye Olde Girls Night out

Description: Ye Olde Girls Night out, witches and demons and booze oh my!

Description: This fun and sassy design features a witch hat and broomstick with the phrase "You Say Witch Like It's a Bad Thing." Perfect for those with a sense of humor and love for all things witchy, this design is ideal for Halloween parties, casual wear, or anyone embracing their inner witch!

Description: A funny design about a overstimulated mom!

Description: Unveil your true essence with our delightfully bleak design: “Live, Laugh, Languish.” Perfect for anyone who’s ever smiled through the void, giggled in existential crisis, or just really vibed with the idea of wasting away stylishly. Decorated with occult doodles, mystical misery, and just enough sarcasm to raise the dead or at least your eyebrows. Ideal for goths, witches, and burnt-out millennials who think “self-care” is lighting a candle and giving up

Description: Satan Loves You

Description: horror t shirt

Description: Our award winning schwarzbier finally has a kick ass logo

Description: Duh.

Description: A grinning witch presents a bubbling green potion and a dripping spoon beneath “Definitely Not Poison.” Detailed, vintage-inspired gothic artwork brings mischievous humor to witchy wardrobes and Halloween looks.

Description: A grumpy green witch conjures glowing magic beside the phrase “I Put the Hex in Exasperated.” Detailed gothic fantasy artwork and a sarcastic wordplay joke make this a fitting choice for witchcraft fans, fantasy lovers, and anyone with a wicked sense of humor.

Description: I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship - funny typographic gift for the non-believer/party animal/hedonist in your life!

Description: Distressed white lettering presents a witch-themed past-life joke; the complete slogan is unclear in the preview.

Description: A mischievous, wide-eyed witch presents a glowing potion alongside “I Have a Potion for That.” Ornate gothic artwork and a playful magical joke make this a fitting pick for witchy humor lovers and fantasy fans, at Halloween or year-round.

Description: A mischievous, wild-eyed witch stirs a glowing potion beneath “My Recipes Require a Waiver.” Ornate gothic details and vivid purple and gold make this a playful choice for fantasy fans, witches, and lovers of spooky kitchen humor.

Description: Well Shit Funny Witch, Dark Humor Halloween Design, Sarcastic Witch Graphic, Trendy Fall Sublimation

Description: Who doesn't, right?

Description: Funny Halloween gift idea. Design with witch hat says: Witch Bye. Perfect for trick or treating or a Halloween party.

Description: Halloween-Pumpkin

Description: It's almost time, kids! The clock is ticking … Watch the horrorthon, get your mask on at 9pm, die HORRIBLY. You know – the usual. This 'Halloween III'-inspired design will get you in the right mood for Samhain, when the hills ran red with the blood of animals and children, and you'll be screaming at the phone switchboards of TV stations up and down the country before you know it. Altogether, now: "Turn it off! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!" … LOL ;-) Comes in three versions.

Description: A confident witch holding her broomstick beneath the funny quote “Never Underestimate a Girl With a Stick.” A playful blend of witchy humor, girl power, gothic fantasy, and Halloween attitude, perfect for witch lovers, spooky season fans, magical women, and anyone who enjoys bold supernatural humor.

Description: A mischievous, wild-haired witch holds a glowing potion and stirs a bubbling brew above “Trust Me, I Measured Nothing.” A playful design for fans of witchy humor, magical potions, and colorful spooky fantasy.

Description: Humorous Halloween gift idea. Design with witches hat says: Witch in Training. Perfect for trick or treating or a Halloween party.

Description: I was inspired to created this design from my love of hallowee, witches and humor.

Description: Great gift for Halloween lovers, fantasy readers, potion makers, and anyone with a dark sense of humor.

Description: This Halloween design features a funny witch hat and broomstick with the sarcastic phrase, "Yes, I Can Drive A Stick". Perfect for witch fans, Halloween enthusiasts, and manual car drivers who enjoy humor.

Description: Probably a Witch Gothic

Description: Golden Witch Girls

Description: A stylish witch riding a broomstick with her black cat, featuring the phrase Yes Actually I Can Drive Stick.

Description: Coffee in hand and employee badge under review, this witch is reconsidering the benefits package. A black cat, office folders and a tiny pumpkin complete the scene. Confident retro Halloween humor for anyone who suspects their coven would be a better employer.

Description: Fun parody art by MAD artist, Kerry Callen.

Description: My tribute to the old EC HORROR comics for Halloween.

Description: Funny witch humor with a witch hat, broomstick, celestial stars, vintage typography, witchcraft imagery, and a playful Halloween magic aesthetic.

Description: Alejandro Mogollo Art

Description: This hilarious design reads “Starting At 250 kmh My Broom Pulls A Little To The Right,” combining witchy humor with a dose of sarcastic speed talk. Perfect for anyone who loves Halloween, magic, and dry wit. A playful take on witches with a sense of humor about their high-speed broom rides and supernatural adventures.