Zero Regrets Trash Division Cards

Description: A smug opossum in a patchwork Santa hat and scarf pops out of a quilted trash can above a "Zero Regrets Trash Division" banner, surrounded by holly, ornaments and gold stars. Feral, festive and built for possum lovers who treat the holidays like a buffet. A fun pick for stocking stuffers, gift exchanges, holiday parties and anyone who loves a retro Christmas look.

Description: A hissing opossum stands proudly on top of an overturned garbage bag in "Zero Regrets // Trash Division," a municipal wildlife report listing questionable caloric value, fermented blood sugar, hostility as "performance art" and a response of "play dead until Tuesday." Feral, fearless and built for anyone who lives their life with zero shame. A fun pick for possum lovers, trash-animal fans, chaotic goblins, or anyone who refuses to apologize.