Zombie Survivor Cards
Description: Survived another night shift — barely. This edgy zombie nurse design is dark-humor gold for the night-shift warriors who run on caffeine and pure willpower. Great Halloween-meets-nursing gift.
Night Shift Survivor funny zombie nurse dark humor gift Card
by Fresh aus
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Siren headache real (ears bleeding). EMS dark humor club member. Ambulance snack stasher (protein bar crumbs everywhere). Overnight shift zombie stumbling. Trauma shears obsession (cutting everything). Medic coffee IV drip mainline. Dispatch voice hater (stop paging us). Steak 'n Shake 3AM regular (milkshake therapy). EMT burnout survivor barely. Radio stat sender panicking. Paramedic: saving lives, forgetting to save ourselves.
Description: Siren headache real (ears bleeding). EMS dark humor club member. Ambulance snack stasher (protein bar crumbs everywhere). Overnight shift zombie stumbling. Trauma shears obsession (cutting everything). Medic coffee IV drip mainline. Dispatch voice hater (stop paging us). Steak 'n Shake 3AM regular (milkshake therapy). EMT burnout survivor barely. Radio stat sender panicking. Paramedic: saving lives, forgetting to save ourselves.
Description: Gurney driver pro (no passengers). Elevator wait champion (forever waiting). Patient whisperer status (calming chaos). Bed brake addict (click click). Overnight shift zombie (caffeine fueled). Hospital maze runner (lost always). Code Brown survivor (trauma real). Stretcher pusher energy (gains). Linen cart chaos (mountain folding). Transport list overlord (boss of beds). Orderly: moving patients, losing sanity.
Description: Gurney driver pro (no passengers). Elevator wait champion (forever waiting). Patient whisperer status (calming chaos). Bed brake addict (click click). Overnight shift zombie (caffeine fueled). Hospital maze runner (lost always). Code Brown survivor (trauma real). Stretcher pusher energy (gains). Linen cart chaos (mountain folding). Transport list overlord (boss of beds). Orderly: moving patients, losing sanity.
Description: Gurney driver pro (no passengers). Elevator wait champion (forever waiting). Patient whisperer status (calming chaos). Bed brake addict (click click). Overnight shift zombie (caffeine fueled). Hospital maze runner (lost always). Code Brown survivor (trauma real). Stretcher pusher energy (gains). Linen cart chaos (mountain folding). Transport list overlord (boss of beds). Orderly: moving patients, losing sanity.
Description: Gurney driver pro (no passengers). Elevator wait champion (forever waiting). Patient whisperer status (calming chaos). Bed brake addict (click click). Overnight shift zombie (caffeine fueled). Hospital maze runner (lost always). Code Brown survivor (trauma real). Stretcher pusher energy (gains). Linen cart chaos (mountain folding). Transport list overlord (boss of beds). Orderly: moving patients, losing sanity.
Description: This Design Expresses Epilepsy Awareness And Warrior Humor. Perfect For Individuals Living With Epilepsy, Supporters, And Advocates. Features The Quote: The Only Good Thing About Epilepsy Is That Zombies Don't Want My Brains.
Epilepsy Awareness Warrior Humor The Only Good Thing About Epilepsy Is That Zombies Don't Want My Brains Card
by mallilo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This Epilepsy Awareness design features the humorous text 'The Only Good Thing About Epilepsy Is That Zombies Don't Want My Brains'. Ideal for Epilepsy Warriors, Chronic Illness Survivors, and individuals promoting Seizure Disorder Awareness.
The Only Good Thing About Epilepsy Is That Zombies Don't Want My Brains Epilepsy Awareness Chronic Illness Warrior Card
by mallilo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show your support for epilepsy awareness with "The Only Good Thing About Epilepsy Is That Zombies Don't Want My Brains." This design is perfect for epilepsy warriors, chronic illness survivors, and disability advocates who appreciate humor.
Epilepsy Awareness Funny Chronic Illness "The Only Good Thing About Epilepsy Is That Zombies Don't Want My Brains" Survivor Support Card
by mallilo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A stylized scene depicting a bear-headed figure wearing a denim jacket and jeans, carrying a crossbow. Two zombies are present: one standing with a distressed expression, and another lying on the ground. A lone human silhouette walks in the background under a soft, hazy sky.
Bear Head Survivor with Zombies Retro Sunset Card
by GIBSON GIGS NEW ART
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design belongs to the epilepsy awareness niche, perfect for epilepsy warriors, survivors, and supporters. It features the complete text: The Only Good Thing About Epilepsy Is That Zombies Don't Want My Brains.
The Only Good Thing About Epilepsy Is That Zombies Don't Want My Brains Epilepsy Awareness Warrior Humor Card
by mallilo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: You survived the zombies wars and here is your Halloween Survivor of the Zombie Wars gift to prove it! Chainsaws, barbwire bats, bullets and gas mask.
Halloween Survivor of the Zombie Wars Card
by RadStar Shirts and Gifts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A fearless raccoon with a determined look, holding a nail-studded piece of wood, surrounded by the phrase 'Cute But Deadly.' If you’re a fan of Project Zomboid, you’ll recognize this raccoon as the famous mascot Spiffo, who may look harmless at first glance but hides a strength and determination perfect for a chaotic world. This is emphasized by the phrase 'Cute But Deadly,' adding a touch of humor and sarcasm. This design is ideal for gamers, Project Zomboid fans, geek culture enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates a mix of cuteness with a dash of attitude.