Zombie Teeth Cards
Description: Angry Zombie Eel T-shirt featuring a tooth-filled grin, exposed vertebrae, cracked skin and a hilariously bad-tempered personality. This zombie eel has serious anger issues. Curled into a dramatic spiral, the creature features enormous bulging eyes, a massive tooth-filled mouth, exposed vertebrae, undead skin, dripping drool, and a tiny fin raised in frustration. Its exaggerated expression gives it a funny, aggressive personality while detailed cracks, stitches, bones, and aged textures add the horror. Bold black outlines and a cream, mustard, brown, and burgundy palette complete the vintage cartoon-monster aesthetic. Perfect for fans of creepy fish, zombie humor, marine monsters, and alternative T-shirt art.
Description: Romero from Zombieland Saga appears as a blue stitched zombie dog with tiny fangs. A spiked collar adds playful monster charm. Soft hydrangeas and gold botanical flourishes surround the fluffy poodle.
Romero Zombieland Saga Blue Zombie Poodle Hydrangea Portrait Card
by UncleSam Apparel
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Inspired by iconic pop-culture horror, this vintage Halloween bucket design features striking feline eyes, razor-sharp teeth, and dripping red "Thriller" lettering. Perfect for graphic apparel or statement home decor, it captures a nostalgic, retro-cool vibe that adds an instant touch of classic spooky flair.
Description: I went to the dentist recently. I'm a nervous wreck at the dentist. I normally need to be medicated because my heart beats so hard that I literally rock in my seat. So I'm headed to the chair. They sit me down next to the torture instruments, they put the bib of shame on me and the dental assistant asks "How are doing?" I ask her, "Do you ever get a good response from that question?" She answers, "Yes, I do actually. Some people really enjoy the dentist." Before my filter can kick in, I blurt out, "Masochists!" I'm sure people that work in dentistry as a whole are lovely people... but I have my theories. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/
