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Tennis (Te-N-Ni-S) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Tellurium, Nitrogen, Nickel, and Sulfur!

Celebrate Black excellence in STEM. This design highlights some of the notable and pioneering Black scientists that have made contributions to the field of science over the last 200 years.

Techno (Te-C-H-No) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Tellurium, Carbon, Hydrogen, and Nobelium!

Celebrate Black excellence in STEM. This design highlights some of the notable and pioneering Black scientists that have made contributions to the field of science over the last 200 years.

Catholic (Ca-Th-O-Li-C) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Calcium, Thorium, Oxygen, Lithium, and Carbon!

Money (Mo-Ne-Y) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Molybdenum, Neon, and Yttrium!

Packers (Pa-C-K-Er-S) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Protactinium, Carbon, Potassium, Erbium, and Sulfur!

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Snarky (Sn-Ar-K-Y) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Tin, Argon, Potassium, and Yttrium!

Poker (Po-K-Er) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Polonium, Potassium, and Erbium!

Arsenal (Ar-Se-N-Al) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Argon, Selenium, Nitrogen, and Aluminum!

Finance (F-I-Na-N-Ce) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Fluorine, Iodine, Sodium, Nitrogen, and Cerium!

Pink (P-In-K) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Phosphorus, Indium, and Potassium!

Barney (B-Ar-Ne-Y) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Boron, Argon, Neon, and Yttrium!

Psych (P-S-Y-C-H) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Phosphorus, Sulfur, Yttrium, Carbon, and Hydrogen!

Knife (K-Ni-Fe) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Potassium, Nickel, and Iron!

Recovery (Re-Co-V-Er-Y) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Rhenium, Cobalt, Vanadium, Erbium, and Yttrium!

Political (Po-Li-Ti-C-Al) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Polonium, Lithium, Titanium, Carbon, and Aluminum!

Mob (Mo-B) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Molybdenum and Boron!

Barber (Ba-Rb-Er) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Barium, Rubidium, and Erbium!

Lawyer (La-W-Y-Er) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Lanthanum, Tungsten, Yttrium, and Erbium!

Viola (V-I-O-La) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Vanadium, Iodine, Oxygen, and Lanthanum!

Tech (Te-C-H) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Tellurium, Carbon, and Hydrogen!

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Atheism (At-He-I-Sm) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Astatine, Helium, Iodine, and Samarium!

Husband (H-U-S-Ba-Nd) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Hydrogen, Uranium, Sulfur, Barium, and Neodymium!

Union (U-Ni-O-N) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Uranium, Nickel, Oxygen, and Nitrogen!

Ruby (Ru-B-Y) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Ruthenium, Boron, and Yttrium!

Python (P-Y-Th-O-N) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Phosphorus, Yttrium, Thorium, Oxygen, and Nitrogen!

Crass (Cr-As-S) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Chromium, Arsenic, and Sulfur!

Crunch (Cr-U-N-C-H) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Chromium, Uranium, Nitrogen, Carbon, and Hydrogen!

Helicopter (He-Li-Co-Pt-Er) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Helium, Lithium, Cobalt, Platinum, and Erbium!

Prayer (P-Ra-Y-Er) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Phosphorus, Radium, Yttrium, and Erbium!

Amnesiac (Am-Ne-Si-Ac) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Americium, Neon, Silicon, and Actinium!

Archer (Ar-C-H-Er) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Argon, Carbon, Hydrogen, and Erbium!