Chest Hair Merch

Janis Ian was a kick ass emo lesbian I don’t care what you say ?

Picture a majestic and proudly hairy chest at the centre, symbolizing the ultimate supremacy of natural masculinity. The chest hair forms a powerful silhouette, exuding confidence and celebrating the beauty of manly attributes.

Mean Girls Quotes

Hope you like the Grim Reaper who shaves off chest hair with a scythe.

do people describe you as wooly? furry? super hairy? Then this shirt is for you.

Neil Diamond | Chest Hair of Yore | 60s | 70s

If hair is involved I will show up for it.

Bad mooded bear wants to give you free hugs.

It doesn't get any more '80s than this thrift store find for a hair restoration business out of Chicago featuring a hairy tennis-playing manly man who just 'got back in the game' thanks to his luscious new locks. As per usual with these original pieces, we digitized the source art, redrawing it to like-new condition before running it through the wringer and giving it an appropriate aging treatment.

Crumby is finally available on t-shirts and mugs and totes and in your nightmares.

girl with anxiety

Designed by JOCK MOONEY - MEGATOM

Designed by JOCK MOONEY - MEGATOM

Designed by JOCK MOONEY - MEGATOM

Designed by JOCK MOONEY - MEGATOM

Have them try to pick this hair off of your shirt :)

never shave, never.