Classified Merch

So not listening

trump says he declassified the documents

ALIEN ADVISORY - UFO CONTENT

victoria is the rogue state of Australia proved once again by anti lockdown and anti mask rally in melbourne

As President I could have Declassified but now I can't - Donald J Trump

From my last series of Photoshop art works, With love, Mitko Peroski

design made up of inserts from late 1800s early 1900s personal ads

This t-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves paper and paper jams! The design features sensitive office secrets being shredded into confetti until the machine invariably jams with the words "paper shredding is my jam" written in playful letters. Wear it to your next picnic or parking lot and show off your love for witty wordplay and cars.

Remember that stupid hurricane map he drew on in Sharpie to pretend he was right? This reimagines that same approach to the top secret documents stored at Mar-a-Lago and seized by the DOJ. Egad. ETTD; vote blue. Also available in white.

A sleek and modern design inspired by espionage and secret agents. The minimalist aesthetic and bold color palette make a statement for any fashionable individual.

Remember that stupid hurricane map he drew on in Sharpie to pretend he was right? This reimagines that same approach to the top secret documents stored at Mar-a-Lago and seized by the DOJ. Egad. ETTD; vote blue. Also available in red and black.

Trump for president 2014

This design features a dynamic and modern pattern, with bold geometric shapes in vibrant hues. Perfect for adding a pop of color to any space.

Everything in our lives is top secret these days—it is time for you to be Top Secret.

Classified information designs

Classified files typography stack in green. A vertical block of distressed text with words related to confidential information.

A classic padlock in the locked position.

Design by Mick J

Did you know that there was a Project Orion in the 1950s? The idea was to propel a spacecraft by dropping atomic "bomblets" out the aft of the craft. Sound crazy? Well, they tested the idea with non-nuclear "bomblets" (here's declassified video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Sv5y6iHUM ) and it WORKED! Now the Mars spacecraft is called Orion… Hrm… 🤔 This is a concept of a patch for the 1950s Project Orion by me! I hope you like it! Mars or Bust! 😁

Pop art of Trump

My Job is Top Secret , Even I Don't Know What I'm Doing

Top Secret

The enemy!

This is a direct quote from an audio tape of Trump showing people a classified document.

The Big Brother has got his Eyes on You !! If you're reading this...then you're f@#cked !

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Top Secret

Top secret-classified

Where do you get this design? It's CLASSIFIED.

Book cover illustration for Blue Planet Press' "CNI Classified - Volume 1" Anthology

Loose lips sink ships.

Don't say a word

The Lost Cactus' Skull officially signifies any and all top-secret experimentation involving mutant creatures, brain transplants, and clone zombies. The tagline, "Where the truth actually is" is an obvious response to the famous "The truth is out there" from the famous opening sequence on the X-Files. By wearing this t-shirt, you are automatically become an official Lost Cactus operative.

UFO US Patent Design Drawing

Top secret Conspirators design, redacted for your enjoyment

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