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Description: Burger gains only mindset. Squat for burgers, cardio for cheese. Gym fuel burger energy real. Post workout burger ritual never skips. Bun gains? Absolutely. Protein style problem? Not today. Burger before biceps energy. Cheat meal champion status. Gym rat burger addict reporting. Lifting burgers and weights. Balance.
Description: In July 2025, public outrage erupted after Donald Trump and his allies failed to release the so-called "Epstein list"—a supposed roster of powerful individuals linked to Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking ring. For years, Trump had hinted that he would expose this list if re-elected or returned to influence, claiming he would “drain the swamp.” But now, both Republicans and Democrats are furious. MAGA loyalists are accusing Trump of betrayal and hypocrisy, even going as far as burning MAGA hats online. Meanwhile, Democrats are seizing the moment, pointing out that Trump appears to be protecting the very elites he once promised to expose.
Description: Don't Make Me Use My Customer Service Voice. This professional humor is for customer service representatives, call center agents, and service industry workers.
Don't Make Me Use My Customer Service Voice Customer Support Professional Sticker
by WELD LKARYAN
$3.50
Description: A funny project management artwork featuring a kaiju-style monster covered in sticky notes with the phrase “Scope Creep Kaiju, Estimated Harmless.” Perfect for project managers, developers, software teams, IT workers, office humor fans, corporate teams, and anyone who has watched a small request turn into a monster.
Description: One more revision... and another... and another. This humorous illustration perfectly captures the endless revision cycle every graphic designer, UI/UX designer, freelancer, and creative professional knows too well. A perfect gift for designers, digital artists, and anyone working with demanding clients.
Description: A black and white graphic styled as a nutrition facts label. The top section reads "INFLUENCER" in large white capital letters. Below this is a "Nutrition Facts" heading, followed by "10 posts per day Engagement: (100%)" and "Amount per post100% % Daily Value*". The main body lists various attributes like "Total Creativity" and their corresponding percentages, with the lowest being "Originality" at 10% and the highest "Client Satisbaction" at 200%.
Description: Just when you thought the project was finished... "One more revision." This funny monster perfectly captures the endless cycle of client feedback that every designer, illustrator, developer, and freelancer knows all too well. A great gift for creative professionals who survive on coffee, patience, and Ctrl+Z.
Description: Tired of clients paying you in "exposure" and empty gratitude? This bold "Don't Thank Me. Pay Me." retro comic design is the ultimate uniform for freelancers, graphic designers, independent contractors, and sales hustlers who know their worth. Featuring a vintage risograph-style illustration with dollar-sign eyes and offset typography, it's the perfect sarcastic gift for gig economy workers or anyone tired of corporate runarounds.
Description: Still waiting... This funny monster perfectly captures the endless silence after sending an important message. Whether you're a developer, designer, freelancer, project manager, or office worker, you've definitely been here. A relatable design for anyone who's ever refreshed their inbox one too many times.
Description: A retro-style illustration of a barber with glasses meticulously cutting a client's hair with scissors and a comb. The client wears a cape with a black and white abstract pattern. A speech bubble above the client reads "Boleh Uap?". Gold splatters and dripping black ink enhance the composition.
Description: In July 2025, public outrage erupted after Donald Trump and his allies failed to release the so-called "Epstein list"—a supposed roster of powerful individuals linked to Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking ring. For years, Trump had hinted that he would expose this list if re-elected or returned to influence, claiming he would “drain the swamp.” But now, both Republicans and Democrats are furious. MAGA loyalists are accusing Trump of betrayal and hypocrisy, even going as far as burning MAGA hats online. Meanwhile, Democrats are seizing the moment, pointing out that Trump appears to be protecting the very elites he once promised to expose.
Description: Expose the truth. This bold design features a reimagined Uncle Sam pointing directly at you, demanding transparency: "Release The Epstein Files." Perfect for anyone who questions the system, loves political satire, or wants to send a message about justice and accountability. Wear it loud. Demand the truth.
Description: A monochrome design with bold white text on a black background. The top section reads 'THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A GRAPHIC DESIGNER:'. Below this, a bulleted list outlines phrases such as 'WANE CLIENT', 'CLIENTTO THAY', 'BRENT, CANT', 'YEIRE THANTA', and 'YOU WIKST WICKE'.
Description: An uplifting typography design featuring the message “Helping People Find Their Strength” accented with floral and decorative elements. With its warm, empowering tone and polished layout, this design highlights the compassion, advocacy, and encouragement at the heart of helping professions.
