Collar Merch

Admittedly a vanity print of yours truly.

Support our blue collar workers

A quote from Ruth Bader Ginsburg and her famous dissent collar.

Funny balloon dog with Elizabethan collar / E-collar. Dog with cone for veterinarian, veterinary assistant, kids or balloon artist, balloon twister, dog lovers or any balloon figure, balloon modeling, balloon animals, balloon art fan to wear at a party.

Makes a great gift for fans of New York Baskeball

A funny line art of a tough bulldog with leather collar and hat, standing in front of a sign of "The Blue Oyster" bar. Blue urban background.

gimme a hand dog

Move on. Find a new shirt...

I just want to pet All the dogs

Dogs are amazing! without them, humans would not be able to experience the truest sense of unconditional love on earth! Artist Danny Gordon celebrates our furry friends in a fun way with his unmistakable art that will always bring a warm smile to your face.

The goodie green grounder nut. got any deez? deez what? deez nuts

If you or a loved one just got out of the hospital for broken bone -- a clavicle fracture -- and is currently wearing a sling or cast, then this funny broken collarbone shirt is just your thing!

If you or a loved one just got out of the hospital for broken bone -- a clavicle fracture -- and is currently wearing a sling or cast, then this funny broken collarbone shirt is just your thing!

If you or a loved one just got out of the hospital for broken bone -- a clavicle fracture -- and is currently wearing a sling or cast, then this funny broken collarbone shirt is just your thing!

If you or a loved one just got out of the hospital for broken bone -- a clavicle fracture -- and is currently wearing a sling or cast, then this funny broken collarbone shirt is just your thing!

Another version of this design is available for other colours :)

If you or a loved one just got out of the hospital for broken bone -- a clavicle fracture -- and is currently wearing a sling or cast, then this funny broken collarbone shirt is just your thing!

Another version of this design is available in other colours :)

Now, some breeds of dog are strange to say the least, but we do love them, so what's the deal? Even more cute with a deely-bopper on top!

If you or a loved one just got out of the hospital for a broken bone -- foot or toe -- and is currently wearing a sling or cast, then this funny broken toe shirt is just your thing!

If you or a loved one just got out of the hospital for broken bone -- a clavicle fracture -- and is currently wearing a sling or cast, then this funny broken collarbone shirt is just your thing!

If you or a loved one just got out of the hospital for broken bone -- a clavicle fracture -- and is currently wearing a sling or cast, then this funny broken collarbone shirt is just your thing!

If you or a loved one just got out of the hospital for broken bone -- a clavicle fracture -- and is currently wearing a sling or cast, then this funny broken collarbone shirt is just your thing!

If you or a loved one just got out of the hospital for broken bone -- a clavicle fracture -- and is currently wearing a sling or cast, then this funny broken collarbone shirt is just your thing!

James Bond type dog dressed to party! Makes a great bachelor or wedding party novelty.

Dogs with Blue, Red and green collars pattern

"Cute Kawaii Chibi Bunny Girl" is a cute and edgy stylized design of a bunny girl and her pet pets. The design is a vector creation created in Adobe Illustrator.

If you or a loved one just got out of the hospital for broken bone -- a clavicle fracture -- and is currently wearing a sling or cast, then this funny broken collarbone shirt is just your thing!

If you or a loved one just got out of the hospital for broken bone -- a clavicle fracture -- and is currently wearing a sling or cast, then this funny broken collarbone shirt is just your thing!

Thoughtful design for all those dog lovers and Greyhound parents who love a simple yet beautiful heart design. This design is a perfect gift idea for that special someone who also loves greyhounds. It’s a thoughtful birthday or Christmas presents for someone you love. This Design is of two Greyhounds in the shape of a heart, one beige and one grey.

black cat with Elizabethan collar on a red bicycle. Safety first

For you or another rude dude in your life!

If you or a loved one just got out of the hospital for broken bone -- a clavicle fracture -- and is currently wearing a sling or cast, then this funny broken collarbone shirt is just your thing!

technology>coercion

Full sized anthro wolf!