Colonist Merch

Danger, Will Robinson!

Space collage artwork by Jess Gaspar with a pastel aesthetic. It utilizes vintage images to create a retro-futuristic design for sci fi art lovers to enjoy. This artwork looks great in posters or art prints, as well as other products like clothes, home decor and more.

Get your colonist gender binary away from me

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In 1914 Sir Ernest Shackleton is rumored to have posted this ad to recruit men to join his expedition to cross Antarctica by land for the first time: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Low wages, bitter cold, long hours of complete darkness. Safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in event of success.". This same spirit of adventure will apply when we reach out to colonize Mars. Are you ready?

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Features a vintage, comic book feel of a space cadet/astronaut claiming Mars is mine.

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Expect a VERY grainy image with this. The house was built in the 1600s and this photo was taken in the 1800s.

A satirical design noting the British empire's exploitation of other countries

Back in the day, early American settlers made their own boxes for storage. This was drawn in the 1800s, so expect a grainy quality.

Mars Needs Women! A female astronaut working at her job as a rover mechanic on the surface of mars, the red planet. Mars needs more people like this to take the human species out of the miasma of today and into the future.

Imagine if the imperialist European colonial conquerers and settlers were made into the kitchy icons reminiscent of exploitation of South Pacific native culture.