Commit Merch
Description: A round emblem with several horizontal stripes in shades of red, orange, yellow, and teal. The text "OFF TO COMMIT" is written around the top arc of the circle and the text "TOM FOOLERY" is written around the bottom arc. A goose with a raccoon riding on its back is centered over the stripes.
Description: The most honest commit message in the history of software engineering! This authentic, retro-style terminal window design perfectly captures the chaotic developer life. Featuring the panicked git commit -m 'fixed it, probably' command, followed by the creation of a sanity.py file, this graphic is the ultimate nod to coding emergencies, late-night bug fixes, and blind optimism. A hilarious, must-have design for software engineers, web developers, and coders everywhere.
Description: A humorous scene depicting a programmer, hunched over a computer with code on the screen, looking distressed. To the left, a menacing figure in a hockey mask and tattered clothing, holding a bloody knife, stands in a doorway. Red text at the bottom reads "REMEMBER KIDS: BAD CODE CAN COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU!".
Description: A pixelated, retro-style design on a black background. It features three distinct sections. The top section shows a circular icon with a line, labeled 'git commit'. The middle section displays a branching diagram, labeled 'git push'. The bottom section shows a figure running towards an open door, labeled 'git outta here'. All elements and text are in a bright green hue.
Off to Commit Fourth of July Foolery Frog on Scooter Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by PLISKET CREATIVE
$24
God-Forbid-I-Commit-A-Little-Tax-Fraud-While-The-Elites-Eat-Children Magnet
by Retro Paws & Pixels
$4.75
off to commit grandpa foolery Frog on Scooter Kids Hoodie
by WhimsyRealm Studio
$26 $36
God-Forbid-I-Commit-A-Little-Tax-Fraud-While-The-Elites-Eat-Children Mug
by Retro Paws & Pixels
$18
Description: A sweet, retro-inspired literacy graphic featuring a friendly cartoon raccoon sitting on a large hardcover volume while eagerly reading an open book. The illustration is framed by the educational question "HOW MANY NIGHTS A WEEK SHOULD YOU BE READING?" stacked above the bold answer "6-7," with a decorative banner below reading "COMMIT TO READING." Rendered with a clean cream font and a deep sage green book palette, this design is perfect for elementary school teachers, librarians, and reading advocates.
Description: "T-SHIRT QUALITY: Vintage-Soft, Preshrunk, Premium Ringspun Cotton Tees. So Soft, and soon to be your new favorite shirt. PRINT QUALITY: We hand print our own original graphics right here in Asheville, NC. This creates a soft, smooth print that lasts for years! T-SHIRT SIZING: Adult unisex t shirts that look great on men and women - Order the size you typically wear in a normal fitting t shirt: Small Medium Large XL XXL 3XL If you love your shirt, please leave us feedback. It really helps us independent artists compete with the big guys"
