Conan Merch

Young barbarian prepares for battle

Stacked version of the WT masthead from December of 1932, the first appearance of Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian in pint.

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Wear a pretty cool tee with one of the most famous quotes in movie history. Conan the barbarian. What is best in life? Remember the 80s. It’s a perfect gift for those who love that era!

“I imagine John Watson thinks love’s a mystery to me, but the chemistry is incredibly simple and very destructive. When we first met, you told me that a disguise is always a self portrait, how true of you, the combination to your safe – your measurements. But this is far more intimate. This is your heart, and you should never let it rule your head. You could have chosen any random number and walked out of here today with everything you worked for. But you just couldn’t resist it, could you? I’ve always assumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage. Thank you for the final proof.” ― Sherlock, A Scandal in Belgravia

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Also comes in a version with text.. (RPG) See my store.

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The best late night show on IT.

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This design prints best on black. I also have an Alt version that prints great on colors. See my store.

The Hound of the Baskervilles is the third of the four crime novels written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle featuring the detective Sherlock Holmes. It is set largely on Dartmoor in Devon in England's West Country and tells the story of an attempted murder inspired by the legend of a fearsome, diabolical hound of supernatural origin. Sherlock Holmes and his companion Dr. Watson arrive at Baskerville Hall to investigate the case.

Television eats our heads

THE barbarian

"Embrace the undead allure with 'Eternal Vigor' – a satirical nod to the otherworldly 'wight' from Conan's realm, playfully juxtaposed with a clever twist on the notion of unity. This shirt reimagines the concept with a touch of dark humor, inviting wearers to revel in their shared affinity for fantasy while turning a cheeky eye towards conventional slogans."

Good job, Sherlock...

Wear or display your love of Red Sonja with this rad graffiti streetwear inspired design.

"When the Sun goes missing, aren't the flowers just as pretty" a solar eclipse for a summer child, where the roses are just as gorgeous in the dark.

Detective Conan

The witcher

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UHF is hands down one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. It does not get talked about enough. Wheel of fish, Stanley's Clubhouse, Spatula City, drinking from the firehose...classics!

Stay emotionally healthy even when you're raging!

Gonad the Barbarian, short on temper, egg of shape, the last great Genitalian warrior, stomping the sands of the Earth beneath his best kicking boots.

Sherlock Holmes from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's detective / forensic mysteries – Whether you're Republican, Democrat, conservative, or liberal, buy this funny presidential campaign T-shirt to help your favorite Benedict Cumberbatch or Robert Downey Jr. fandom laugh through the election!

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detective conan

a idea I had for conan with him covered in crumbs! by crumb, anyways made me laugh hope you enjoy it

A very grim sword.

Portrait of a certain barbarian

For those extremely close in an ambiguous way.

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Also comes in a version with no text.. See my store.

Spear's hand print design