Consumption Merch

A collection of abandoned oil barrels or fuel drums sit rusting away in a paddock, a reminder of our ever increasing demand for finite resources and potent signs of our consumerist society.

Quote by Dave Ramsey.

The new era of Human Evolution

Rearrange a well known phrase, and suddenly it has a more sinister tone. Now an imperitive highlighting consumption and consumerism. Confuse your friends and mock your enemies!

What does your timeline tell you? Consume, buy, purchase, shop now.

Ransom Letters Reformed!

A new take on the classic Human Evolution timeline.

EXCESS OF THINGS

collage

Celebrate a plant-based lifestyle with this design featuring the message "Nature Can't Be Restocked" surrounded by illustrations of vegetables.

Live Vegan Ⓥ

"Minimalist" is a transformative approach to living that focuses on simplicity, purpose, and mindfulness. Embracing the essence of "less is more," this lifestyle encourages individuals to declutter their physical and mental spaces, eliminating excess and prioritizing what truly matters. Through intentional choices and conscious consumption, the minimalist philosophy aims to free individuals from the burden of material possessions and distractions, allowing them to create a more meaningful and fulfilling life. Join the minimalist movement and discover the freedom and clarity that comes from living with less.

Band Public Consumption

Spending time creating is definitely more energizing than just consuming.

Band Public Consumption

Consumption of media is as addictive as fast food! Think before you eat.

Introducing the intriguing and provocative creation known as "Divine Discards: Flies Reverence Beelzebub's Dominion." Prepare to delve into a world where the unconventional and the enigmatic converge, as this extraordinary design explores the peculiar reverence of flies towards Beelzebub's dominion over discarded realms.

Consumption of media is as addictive as chocolate! Think before you eat.

Little Miss Hoarder

The research team is exploring how to produce more sustainable complete meals by combining all the ingredients of your favorite dishes. We have cooked up a combination potato haddock that will be easy to serve a traditional fish and chips with one dip in the fryer.

The chicken is involved, but the pig is committed, and the piggen is doubly involved and committed. It's the breakfast of champions in one convenient creature! After all, breakfast is before anything else. Also known as a Cockentrice, a delicious pig/chicken Hybrid!

Our team's greatest achievement - combing cow and lobster to create a mid-size meal of epic proportions. The shining example of conspicuous consumption, now on display in a single entity! Sometimes the cow is a bit on the small side, but sometimes the lobster is gigantic! Dining decadence at its finest.

This great baseball & beer design is perfect for any baseball players who love hitting the bars with their teammates after the game! Perfect baseball present for anyone in your life who is obsessed with watching baseball on TV while they work their way through some beers!

Who hasn't been there?

Our bonkers boffins are back and due to a misunderstanding, have unleashed another monstrosity on the world of flavor. In the effort to maximize the efficiency of eating, and failure to understanding culinary terms, we have combined a humble shrimp with a majestic butterfly to create a flying crustacian with healthy self-esteem and unique taste.

"Skull Eater" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

a brief history of consumption

A funny design featuring a humorous phrase about drinking. A great way to show off your sense of humor and make a statement. Perfect for any occasion.

The design features a humorous and playful phrase "I Eat Glue" written in bold, eye-catching font. Perfect for those with a quirky sense of humor.

The Latin name for tomato is translated as "Wolf Peach" due to the storied history of it causing people to get sick. That is so much cooler.

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Beautifully restored vintage WPA poster from 1938 to help stop the spread of TB (tuberculosis). These public health posters were created by independent artists from the US Government to help boost the economy and spread public awareness of disease and prevention.

Before it was the tame fruit we call the Avocado, it was known as the Alligator Pear! Lurking in the trees throughout Central and South America, ready to take down any unwary travelers.

I wanted to encapsulate the full etymology of how we have our modern super fruit, the avacado. From Aguacates to Paltas, and everything in between.