Context Merch
Description: In the book of 1st Opinions, chapter 3, verse 16, people often state they can do all things through a verse taken out of context. Philippians 4:13, however, speaks to how through Christ, the Apostle Paul was able to be satisfied and complete in Christ. Let this reminder stir you to search the real Scriptures in the Bible and find that truth is not often a misappropriated verse but a real relationship with the living God through Christ Jesus.
I Can Do All Things Through a Verse Taken Out of Context Kids Hoodie
by T Shirts by Contentarama
$26 $36
Born to fall out of a coconut tree, forced to live in the context Mug
by mdr design 23
$13 $18
I draw that panel of osaka saying we should drop a few nukes in the ocean / azumanga daioh Baseball T-Shirt
by mudwizard
$18 $26
Description: I can do all things through a verse taken out of context, funny meme white text
I can do all things through a verse taken out of context, funny meme white text Tank Top
by Selah Shop
$16 $21
Description: Numbers - such as monetary figures and statistics - out of context are often used to mislead or sensationalize. This is a big problem in politics and political, financial and science reporting. Spread awareness! If you would like another font or colour let me know! @ChronicFnance on Twitter
Kamala Harris Meme Fell Out Of A Coconut Tree YOu exist in the context Phone Case
by thrashermotor
$17 $23
Description: Numbers - such as monetary figures and statistics - out of context are often used to mislead or sensationalize. This is a big problem in politics and political, financial and science reporting. Spread awareness! If you would like another colour or font let me know! @ChronicFinance on Twitter
Description: you think you just fell out of a coconut tree? you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you
you think you just fell out of a coconut tree? you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you Tote
by Lina Hiba Active
$13 $20
Description: This celebrates the gloriously ridiculous conversations, outrageous humor, and completely unnecessary nonsense that make life worth living. Featuring a bold, comic-book-inspired design with a giant laughing mouth, this shirt is a walking advertisement for bad decisions and even better laughs. Perfect for Context Not Included podcast fans, comedy lovers, sarcastic thinkers, and anyone who's ever said, "You had to be there!" Whether you're listening to Frank and John, hanging out with friends, or just confusing strangers in public, this shirt delivers one undeniable message: It's not the serious stuff that makes life great. Sometimes, it's the stupid stuff! Grab yours and wear your questionable sense of humor with pride.
fuhgeddaboutit / forget about it / funny osaka azumanga daioh Pin
by mudwizard
$2.75 $3.25
I draw that panel of sakaki and cat face kagura / azumanga daioh Pillow
by mudwizard
$23 $28
Description: It all started with a conversation about cloning on an episode of the parent podcast, "Sassos Out". Frank and Christina Sasso wondered what would happen if John Palma could be cloned and, naturally, the experiment had to get ridiculous. John’s unmistakable adult head, complete with his signature hair, glasses, beard, and legendary expression, has been placed on the tiny body of a baby. It’s completely absurd, completely hilarious, and somehow still 100% John Palma. That’s exactly why you need the merch. Baby Palma isn’t just a shirt, sticker, or piece of merch; it’s an inside joke you can wear, display, and share. Baby Palma is guaranteed to get a reaction.
Description: John and Frank discovered something very important: Loops. Getting caught in a loop happens. It’s more common than you might think. If you’re ever having a conversation with someone and you notice they start repeating themselves… there’s a good chance they’re caught in a loop. So, how do you get someone out of a loop? Simply ask, “Are you OK?” It works 99.9% of the time. But there are also physical loops. For example, you may be walking through a park and notice someone feeding pigeons. Everything seems normal, except their arm is stuck straight out, one knee is bent, and they haven’t moved in several minutes. They may be caught in a loop. Sometimes, with physical loops, all it takes is making eye contact with them to bust them out.
Description: For 30 years, Frank Sasso has had a very specific way of referring to one member of John Palma’s triplets. No explanation. No real reason. It just became a thing. Now, the story is officially on a shirt. “…the girl” with the Context Not Included logo underneath. Some things are better left unexplained.
Description: It started with John trying to show Frank something he was working on while Frank was, well… not exactly paying attention. John finally stopped himself, looked at Frank, and blurted out, “Look at what I’m doing!” Frank completely lost it. And just like that, a new Context Not Included catchphrase was born. Now you can wear it.
Description: There are certain moments in history that are so emotional, so unforgettable, and so completely out of left field that they become part of the Context Not Included universe forever. “Thank You, Barry” is one of those moments. We’re not going to explain who Barry is, why he’s being thanked, or what any of this has to do with one of the most emotional Oscar moments ever. That would ruin the fun. All you need to know is that, somehow, somewhere, Barry deserves a thank you.
Description: Embrace a unique and inspiring message with our "I Can Do All Things Through A Verse Taken Out Of Context" product. Stand out with a bold and motivational design that embodies strength and determination, perfect for any casual outfit or everyday wear. This versatile piece is sure to uplift and empower you throughout the day.
I Can Do All Things Through A Verse Taken Out Of Context Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Burgerverse
$16 $24
